WHY IS THEIR AN EYE ON THE BOTTLE THEN?

http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/79434/desert-fox/

But what does it say?

They put themselves in danger when one of the teachers could take it out in their sleep

This happens a little too often to me

Scumbag at the same time for making the chips hard to get to

This soothes me in a weird way

Bullshit, guys think its the first one and girls complain that it's the second one

Well it IS a gas giant.

Am I the only one who hasn't updated yet? iOS 7 just seems kind of weird

One seat? You'd be forever alone but I guess it wouldn't matter if your car is that badass

Dat title

Although if its in Canada you don't even have to worry about it getting stolen

Correction, *Texas' government hates women

This guy has officially earned my respect

Heights have always been the only thing I have a fear of, a few of these made me cringe. I've always wanted to try skydiving or walk around the CN tower in Toronto in an attempt to overcome my fear

Just the fact that someone took the time to write this is hilarious.

Moisturize me!

I shall use this often