He will not be having any of this shark's shit

I can't believe a guy would follow up a compliment like that with "send me nudes"

To be honest I think most other countries base their biased opinions off of our government and a select few tourists that visit their countries

And make them pay about $10 for it
Muhahahaha

When you try to compliment a pretty girl and you panic

*applauds title*

I share a laptop with my parents, they absolutely refuse to download or use anything but internet explorer and they download like 27 toolbars and proceed to tell me that my games slow down the computer.
That's why I'm on mobile most of the time here

Minecraft

Near austin Texas? Oh god, I'm near Austin Texas-better get me a biohazard suit!

Kanye can be a jerk sometimes but I believe the picture shown is him telling the paparazzi that are camped outside his house to leave at 3 AM

After having it stuffed some outdoor store will probably pay big money for it

I have a canadian friend and they say that getting ultrasounds and CT scans is just like a regular thing for them

Wives? Handcuffs? Pretty similar

If your name is Jake and you don't aspire to work at State Farm you're doing it wrong

We've got multiple badasses on our hands

100% effective birth control

I never saw Snape or Malfoy as villains

This was posted a while back, and seeing it now, I still get the bad image of it slithering up places :/