Okay let's do it! I didn't get to meet anyone else but Andy walked by and we waved at each other

I believe that it's just hand-sanitizer

Oops, didn't see the first comment x]

There's an illusion on his nose that looks like him, and if you look closely to the right there is a woman under his ear

There's a doctor who episode entitled "Silence in the Library"

I had to google that, and I hope it shows how little I even pay attention to these shows, and that you can't biase your opinions of people on them

First off, I don't know which "bitchy Texas shows" you are referring to, as I live in Texas and can't think of a single one. Also I'd like to say that if you only judge us off of our reality tv shows (which I really hope you don't because 95% of them are fake) then you wouldn't know anything about a real American person.

Um....exactly what do these two things have to do with each other?

No, there was someone asking for relationship advice and they wrote a paragraph here, we all told them to go make a post about it in the talk section and I think the comment has been deleted

Well it wasn't exactly a fool-proof method

I heard it takes 50 years just for them to reach the age of maturity

If it is, I can't find it