my cousin tried to do that to me and i hit the ceiling.

that looks like he's shooting his magic bubble powers out of his finger

When you walk into a spider web

Me when I'm in math class

*space jam theme plays*

Ha. They tried.

What happens when we twist them

Get the needles. Lmao

Imagine your otp + third wheel.

Imagine trying to watch porn on that.

Andrew Hussie laughs in the distance.

THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE.

You take it like a man.

I don't get it, why are there two fire hydrants next to each other?

the profecy is true.

And your grandmother.

That's lowkey disturbing.