Chapter 21: Shit

But how did they make the first kit kat?

Yarigam

Used to work at chester zoo, a monkey escaped on my first day and we had to give people free coffee

He teaches at my university, he got something wrong in a lecture once and thought he'd disproven Einstein theory of relativity until a first year corrected him

Whatup Mythical Beasts

He is from my town and he is a fucking legend

To be honest my boyfriend offered to do that before he even tried it with me

Omg I knew they looked like someone!

I work at a zoo, you'd be surprised how often these things happen, once a monkey escaped and we had to give people free coffee :/

Wasp wasp rock rope wasp wasp :/

I'm sure those puppets came to Liverpool

Black chicken

My history teacher genuinely thinks that's his name...

I had a feeling he would turn out like this, thank god I was right

My dad met that guy collecting beer cans at a concert in california once

I've been there!

I genuinely miss this guy

Like wouldn't your foot like fall out...

We did this in my physics class with a 30g weight, some idiot pushed it and it hit him in the face, highlight of my physics lessons.

Hey are you DNA helicase? Because I'd like you to unzip my jeans

I see photoshop potential in this