Spazz

spazz


I'm from the UK, I'm 23 y/o (as of 2023) and I am currently in university. My hobbies are being dumb

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In life, you got to fight for every inch 19 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Lmfao
"oh yeah, well now I'm Johnny 14 guns" 23 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Well then I'm over 9000+1 guns
In life, you got to fight for every inch 19 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I guessed as much, but still don't understand .n.
In life, you got to fight for every inch 19 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
:c
In life, you got to fight for every inch 19 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I don't get it :P
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Zeus would be proud 10 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
@zeus keep it in your pants
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"oh yeah, well now I'm Johnny 14 guns" 23 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I'm johnny <whatever number anyone says> + 1 >:D
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What's yours? 9 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I am, what street thugs would call, a "retard"
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How to protect your hands if you are forced to fight 19 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
My grandfather used to have a pair of brass knuckles, he was a badass.
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How to protect your hands if you are forced to fight 19 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Or just pull out a razor edged fuckin indestructible shield and bash their fuckin brains out, then call it "non-lethal CQC" lol
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How to protect your hands if you are forced to fight 19 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
If it's life or death, being called a pussy for the rest of your life is worth being able to walk away alive :/ Most martial arts clubs tell you to run away from a street fight if possible. As for killing or fatally wounding someone, again, if it's life or death, anything goes.
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How to protect your hands if you are forced to fight 19 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
It's correct, but you won't have the time to wrap your hands in a situation where you're forced to fight, presumably a street fight. If you know the techniques, you're better set.
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Lemme smash 5 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Nature, you scary
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I trusted you, you were the chosen one 9 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
@grimreaper How insulting, I am at the pinnacle of copperness, you feeble element. You probably need an acid to neutralise that tone of yours, you basic bitch! >:0
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I trusted you, you were the chosen one 9 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
You dare to stand against my will!? Shame on you
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I trusted you, you were the chosen one 9 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
as a copperkin, it is an oppression of my elemental rights when a viewer disgraces me for clickbaiting. My tragic backstory deserves to be displayed with shocking and eye-catching imagery to lure in more metallic beings. Shame on you for even thinking to belittle my kind for spreading our message, you have not even read my torturous life's tale within my bio, so do not shame me, lesser element, down with your opression.
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Creative drawing! 2 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Sure thing!
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Seriously though 4 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
So this happened. 6 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Bowties are cool
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It was a love-hate relationship 6 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Like Joker amd Batman, they can't exist without the other
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Not a very good hobby 13 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I need to buy a butterknife
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Makes sense 14 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
:D !!
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Snek stuff 4 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Chocolate? cHOCOLATE!? CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATE!!!
Worst discovery ever 16 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Hell yeah, or maybe Adam Jensen from Deus Ex
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Worst discovery ever 16 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I plan on having an "accident" to lose all my limbs in order to get really advanced prosthetics then