Spazz

spazz


I'm from the UK, I'm 23 y/o (as of 2023) and I am currently in university. My hobbies are being dumb

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WLTH 144: hating white people is funny and trendy 29 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
"yOUR LAND IS SO DRY, IT PUTS RITZ CRACKERS TO SHAME" *splashes water*
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WLTH 144: hating white people is funny and trendy 29 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
why don't we stop naming them after people, because they don't sound threatening :U
Why can't we name them after mythical beasts?
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Oh hungary 10 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Woah, they have stunt ramps! :D
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Neil deGrasse Tyson votes for Iron Man 21 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I'm basing this off the movies, if it comes to comic book iron man, then this is just out of hand since Iron Man has created armours able to take on the likes of Galactus, even armours made out of the same material as Thor's hammer.
Be Careful Who You Call Ugly in Middle School 23 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Joker went from devious to meth addict
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Neil deGrasse Tyson votes for Iron Man 21 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Bruh that's the point, Batman is a detective, but Tony Stark is an engineer. He has better tech, unless Batman is prepared, somewhat, he's screwed. I'd like to bet the guy who created his own element to power his suit would win lol.
Neil deGrasse Tyson votes for Iron Man 21 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Lol what, he uses the company's materials because that's his own stuff. He has robots to build him stuff, obviously, you think he can melt and bend metal using only his hands? At least he came up with all his tech, Batman just paid Lucius Fox to make everything. Even Tony Stark's own workers had no idea how to replicate the Arc Reactor, it was shown in Iron Man 1.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson votes for Iron Man 21 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Ironman doesn't have engineers wat, even in IronMan 3 it states he spends sleepless nights building his suits. Sure, they're not all hand crafted, but he makes them using his own machinery.
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Josh never forgave him. 3 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
This is why he didn't invite Drake to his wedding
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eat them and tell them it's more ethical than killing animals 2 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
How dare you compare pigs with them! Pigs have rights!
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Thanks for the memeries, even if they weren't so dank 4 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Oooh I 'member. 'member dat boi?
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That escalated quickly 19 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
stick win everytime
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That escalated quickly 19 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
not if i kill you first you fat gassy fuck
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you can camp on CoD too 5 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I'm all about that stuff 8)
And I only do it if my team is full of annoying 12 year olds who think they're hot stuff and scream down the Mic
This Is Why I'm Getting Fat 5 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
it is to me shrivelled-up carcass of a brain
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*laugh in thai* 8 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
*raughs*
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This Is Why I'm Getting Fat 5 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
i usually ask myself if I'd eat an apple when this happens, and then my brain is like "mE NO wAN t VEGETALS", so then I know I shouldn't be eating.
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you can camp on CoD too 5 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
a good strategy is throwing a grenade down as soon as the team spawns then switching teams
he should've screamed, then told her he couldn't hear how loud he was 6 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
this is tumblr bruh, like half of it is bullshit. but it's funny :P
It's not too late! We demand a recount! 8 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
vote for Lord Buckethead
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Only a fish can beat Michael Phelps 3 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Michael Phelps will eat the great white shark
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every awkward moment is in there 3 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
That's still pretty overwhelming, in my opinion. It's like holding a sword that's seen centuries of war, it has the remnant of every battle basically written within every blemish and mark. Everything a person ever was has been experienced through that hunk of meat.
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Ouch 22 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
A belt sander
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Cringe: haterz 14 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
When I was 11, my classmates were already on Facebook and twitter etc. I didn't even make an account till I was 15 ._.
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Cringe: haterz 14 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I'll never be this badass
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