Spazz

spazz


I'm from the UK, I'm 23 y/o (as of 2023) and I am currently in university. My hobbies are being dumb

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natural selection tbh 4 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
Influenza is pretty life threatening lmao
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make it all go quiet 5 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
heyooo
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Hear me now, peasants! Wait 7 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
people can make simple magnets kinda easily, you can like rub fur against metal. Plus magnets have been used as early as 600 BC, so it'd probably be not too weird to ask for one during an era where medieval peasants exist. Any earlier and you're probably fucked. If they think you're a witch, threaten to kill them with magic or just run like mad!
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Hear me now, peasants! Wait 7 comments
spazz · 6 years ago
magnet + wire coil + lotsa spinning
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Just nope 14 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
despafood
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It's true 7 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
*dIsToRTED SCREECH*
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New currency 6 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I need about tree fiddy
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"Idris, could you tell us a little about your background?" 4 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I really want to see him as the next James Bond
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What would you do? 10 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Tell him you're his new dad and ask for an autograph
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They can't stand this hot weather 6 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Yea boii
Eat your veggies 5 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
no v e g e t a l s
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They can't stand this hot weather 6 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I'll try if he ever sleeps, it's like he's on crack 24/7
I got bit by a duck when I was 4 18 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I'm just sad I got no powers
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I got bit by a duck when I was 4 18 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Why did you buy it then boi
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I got bit by a duck when I was 4 18 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
You deserved it
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I got bit by a duck when I was 4 18 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
yeah, well, I hope you buy ice cream and it falls on the pavement
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I got bit by a duck when I was 4 18 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
I was feeding it tho
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The truth is out there... 6 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
He escaped my cage again
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Most accurate subtitle ever 3 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
>:U
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smh mainstream music is stealing attention from this 4 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
i will die for a few days so you may be happy a a a a a a a aa a aa a a a aa aa a a a
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i smite thee, fat lizard 4 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
o okei
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Chester Bennington committed suicide 36 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
This hit me unexpectedly hard, Linkin Park was the first band I listened to and actively enjoyed. I phased out of their music a few years back but they always held a special place in my heart. May he rest in piece, he was a good man, I'm sorry to see he died so early. He had 6 children, which saddens me even more. Let's hope they're doing okay.
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Fragrance by Loki 5 comments
spazz · 7 years ago
Odin doesn't
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