Yep, I do - because I looked it up.

D'you mean on the left?

Well obviously, given it contains the punchline.

I'm sure he'll see and treasure your comment.

http://goo.gl/e5ukWs

That's just plainly untrue.

http://www.crystalinks.com/proserpina.html

The actor who played Meep died a few weeks ago after being hit my the side mirror of a passing truck.

It was World Book Day (a day celebrated in schools by allowing students, who usually attend in school uniform, to come wearing costumes/outfits of book characters). This child came dressed by his mother and claiming to be Christian Grey, as well as bringing a toy whip. While the child was not actually aware as to who the character he was dressed as actually was, the choice of character and accessories were deemed inappropriate for children aged 4 to 12 and, unsurprisingly, he was sent home.

It was an SNL skit.

Bull.

I doubt that very much.

http://bit.ly/w0O8DA

... This isn't evolution, it's selective breeding.

Outnumbered.

They hate us because they anus?

Dips their chips in ice cream.

It was a porn GIF involving some people dressed as pterodactyls; it's really not that big of a deal. Certainly not as terrible as everyone makes it out to be, nowadays.

It's Aubrey Plaza.

2016, from what I've heard in the latest reports (it got pushed back a bit).