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how a perfect summer look like. 43 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
Screw that Pixels shit.
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Students, you're welcome :) 16 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
Yep, I do - because I looked it up.
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People are born with humanity, but it is destroyed by the society 5 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
Ah, a nice broad statement about innate humanity and society's destructive nature.
How profound.
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this is actually extremely accurate 35 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
D'you mean on the left?
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Half makeup 10 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
Well obviously, given it contains the punchline.
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Jon Stewart responds in the only logical way 12 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
I'm sure he'll see and treasure your comment.
Niceee! 8 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
That's just plainly untrue.
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mom: "ITS NOT CLOTHES, ITS THE SPAWN OF SATAN" 12 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
The actor who played Meep died a few weeks ago after being hit my the side mirror of a passing truck.
mom: "ITS NOT CLOTHES, ITS THE SPAWN OF SATAN" 12 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
An unfortunate picture to pick, given recent events...
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This kid is going places. Not school, but places 8 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
It was World Book Day (a day celebrated in schools by allowing students, who usually attend in school uniform, to come wearing costumes/outfits of book characters). This child came dressed by his mother and claiming to be Christian Grey, as well as bringing a toy whip. While the child was not actually aware as to who the character he was dressed as actually was, the choice of character and accessories were deemed inappropriate for children aged 4 to 12 and, unsurprisingly, he was sent home.
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Surprisingly adorable. 23 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
It was an SNL skit.
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I think not. 19 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
I doubt that very much.
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Wouldn't Even Think It Twice 15 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
Then work for a while, save some cash, then sell all your stuff and off you go.
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parents 24 comments
100 years of dog breed "improvement" 25 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
... This isn't evolution, it's selective breeding.
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parents 24 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
What a barrel of laughs this post is.
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A woman can be any shape she wants. 13 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
Outnumbered.
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Such a genius 45 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
They hate us because they anus?
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I can't be the only one 52 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
Dips their chips in ice cream.
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Yall need jeebus 21 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
It was a porn GIF involving some people dressed as pterodactyls; it's really not that big of a deal. Certainly not as terrible as everyone makes it out to be, nowadays.
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Gonna get that d*ckasaurus rex sukd 9 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
It's Aubrey Plaza.
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The process 13 comments
specialagentjesus · 5 years ago
2016, from what I've heard in the latest reports (it got pushed back a bit).
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