I wish he was my uncle and I wish he could sing leaves from the vine at my funeral

Live in Beijing now, miss South African garden hose tap water almost more than I miss my family

He's more successful than the author of this post in every way

I fucking hate this.

He had sex with his mother's neck after decapitating her.

Dude is engaged

Dude is engaged

I think a girl knight is called a knfork

This just sounds like medicine before and during the medieval period.

Darwin approves

Hmmm dead skin and crystallized fart buffet

Is both of them being wrong the joke?

I've been in the hospital, still making money, but not a fraction of what I needed. Girlfriend been taking care of me all the time. Deep down I feel like I don't deserve it

I don't think they should've fired the hr woman. I'm sure there could have been a better solution.

I thought quantum entanglement is when two particles share the same state, but over any distance imaginable. How could this be a picture of that?

Have you ever seen such a sad horse?

Have you ever seen such a sad horse?

Calling China the most oppressive regime in the world is so inaccurate. I live here. These people are not oppressed. They trust and believe in their government.

Epstein killing himself is the real conspiracy theory. It's so obvious that he was murdered It's laughable

The real answer eludes me

Most people thank them by bankrupting themselves and their family

Most people thank them by bankrupting themselves and their family

Why is he wearing trumps hat?

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