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Goddamnit girl 12 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
all i can say for the first girl is "are you retarded"?
Ellen is excited for Finding Dory 7 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
I'm so like Ellen right now but.. I guess I do belong in the "College age kids".
Growing up, I wanted to be a vet, but 11 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
omg i would so do that with every animal they would bring
Well now 14 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
lot's of wet dreams lol
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Robert Downey Jr being himself 13 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
he's so gorgeous!
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Everyday 4 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
all the freaking time
Castle playground 19 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
Where the hell is this located!
Well, that's too bad 1 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
yeah your loss Barbie!
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The number one mom 5 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
↓↓↓ envy your Mothers ↑↑↑
Facebook through a girl's eyes 5 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
Far over the Misty Mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away, ere break of day
To seek our pale enchanted gold
Lol jk sorry i had to.
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Lighting bolt bullseye 8 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
First thing that came to mind was Zeus, just me? Yeah, yeah probably.
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Best xxx ever 22 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
Because of the drawling..
S*xy bunny 27 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
I'm jealous of it's moves!
I wonder who 1 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
What is the name of this episode?
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Nailed it 12 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
Me too, no one ever believes me.
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Some girls are too much 6 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
I actually have a bf that does all the time. I think guy's would do this stuff more often if girls would get their shit together and stop acting like whores. Most of the girls that complain about this are. You want to be treated good, start by respecting yourself. And get a good descent bf, that isn't an egoistic jerk. Because you might be a awesome chick but your bf probably an ass. O maybe it takes a little bit of asking, but not like that chick on the picture. I people watch too much, this is why I know this. As in for the treated as equal, girls should stop complaining. It's all about respect, lets face it we can't do the job as good as a stronger male. Women weren't physically built like that. That is why we ask the kind gentlemen to carry our heavier stuff.
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It is amazing how some things look mesmerizing in slow motion 9 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
Can't .. look .. away. So awesome!
Whenever I feel like giving up 2 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
It is, I saw this a while back before finishing high school. I had to do a memory book in my AP English class and I used this in my dedication page. And then let my family read it, no one said one word to me. Their facial expressions was like gold to me. Not trying to be a depressed seeking attention jerk, just thought I would share this.
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Best xxx ever 22 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
I read it in my head in a 10 year old boys voice. And I cannot stop the laughter.
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True or false 1 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
So goddamn true!
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Walking through the hallways 2 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
I used to skip to my classroom in high school. Just to put smiles on peoples faces, even if they thought I was weird.
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Jalapeños 2 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
Good thing they didn't send a picture of the poop. My bf did once it was a insanely gross, but i was a good sport about it.
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Lock your doors, Brenda 10 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
Wth is wrong with him? My friend tried to get her bf's name tattooed on her I'm so glad I talked her out of it. He dumped her 2 weeks later. She still thanks me to this day.
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When the teacher is late 9 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
Did this when i had summer school one year.
What people think of Ryan Gosling 2 comments
spidermonkey · 9 years ago
Is it hot in here? Oh no, it's just RYAN GOSLING!
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