spiderwoman

spiderwoman


I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3

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Who agrees? 18 comments
spiderwoman · 4 weeks ago
@novelus Jesus commanded slaves to obey their masters even the cruel ones too.

@guest I agree that Allah is also homophobic. That doesn't mean Christianity isn't as well.

@pogmothoim Saying "you can be gay but you can't do gay acts" is silly. It's virtually the same as "I'm not racist, but I hate black people and never want to see them."

If God exists, then he isn't going to be so childish as to not let people love members of the same gender. It's none of his business what two (or more) consenting adults do in the bedroom.
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All valid reasons 7 comments
spiderwoman · 4 weeks ago
What use does the common man have for gold?
All valid reasons 7 comments
spiderwoman · 4 weeks ago
What use? It has a couple of niche properties, but the only ones I can think of is their usage in advanced technology - something which the average person can't do. It also suggests a pre-existing economic infrastructure.
All valid reasons 7 comments
spiderwoman · 5 weeks ago
My favorite thing about gold is that it is as worthless as money, but it has the perception of having value that paper doesn't have. It's only value is the value a governing body puts on it, the value someone else has for it, or the value you can put on it.
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Online friendships smh 11 comments
spiderwoman · 5 weeks ago
My favorites are the ones in PetSmart. I can't have a dog because they're too much work, but I can still enjoy petting them.
Hey! Wtf dude !? LOL :)))) 6 comments
spiderwoman · 5 weeks ago
It's even worse when you'd choose her in any scenario other than her forcing you to make that decision.
Hey! Wtf dude !? LOL :)))) 6 comments
spiderwoman · 5 weeks ago
Bro
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Wheelchair too close to MRI machine 7 comments
spiderwoman · 5 weeks ago
MRIs are no joke. The smallest bits of metal in the room can start flying across the room at lethal speeds.
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Where is the lie tho? 3 comments
spiderwoman · 5 weeks ago
Sometimes we just wanna chat. A call is disruptive to life, but texts are available anytime and are as short as needed.
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Hmmmmmm 2 comments
spiderwoman · 5 weeks ago
But sex feels nice. And waking up at 3am to an infant crying does not feel nice. Hence: the condom.
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Waking up with spiders geting out of your ear 13 comments
spiderwoman · 5 weeks ago
That literally everyone around me is pitying me and doesn't like me, but I'm too pathetic to tell to go away.
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You dense m*fer 7 comments
spiderwoman · 5 weeks ago
The distance between Jupiter and Earth is small and insignificant.
Because that's what real heroes do 3 comments
spiderwoman · 5 weeks ago
I did some research because this sounded suspiciously similar to the Jehovah's Witness "charity" of only helping fellow Jehovah's Witnesses and refusing to help others or building houses for profit, but it seems legit from what I could tell.

It's nice to see something nice on the news for once.
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What’s in a word. 61 comments
spiderwoman · 5 weeks ago
People in prison still deserve basic human rights.
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It's a shame 5 comments
spiderwoman · 5 weeks ago
True, but I'd rather none of us die along the way. I am confident humanity will survive virtually anything (and potentially for periods of time that make the lifespan of the universe seem laughably short), but I'd rather avoid any deaths along the way.
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Found this beautiful moth outside work today 9 comments
spiderwoman · 14 weeks ago
You're gonna make me blush
Even if you don’t believe, I think there’s a better plan for everyone 23 comments
spiderwoman · 36 weeks ago
Sorry, I'm sorta not using FS anymore. Talking on discord would be preferable over these slow responses on a forum.
Oof 3 comments
spiderwoman · 36 weeks ago
I like the phrase "God damnit" because it's literally a request for God to damn the thing
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My ladie 9 comments
spiderwoman · 36 weeks ago
This reminds me of the time Anita Sarkesian complained that she couldn't see Batman's ass in a video game when all she had to do was play it for five minutes to get plenty of footage of nothing but hunk ass. The issue they're bringing is completely imaginary.
Homophobes 3 comments
spiderwoman · 36 weeks ago
Pastor Ted?
When two oceans come together 4 comments
spiderwoman · 36 weeks ago
This is just a very temporary difference in water that has just entered the sea in a large amount such as from a glacier. It's not an ocean border.
Charlie chaplin knew it 2 comments
spiderwoman · 36 weeks ago
Permanence is irrelevant. The food I eat isn't permanently in my body, but that doesn't mean the effect it has isn't insanely important. Given the food is currently chicken nuggets, the effect is probably just lowering my life expectancy, but that's important too.
Pretty darn accurate 3 comments
spiderwoman · 36 weeks ago
I'm not up for adoption though
lies.. (greetings, cycy.. bye.) 98 comments
spiderwoman · 36 weeks ago
Discord?
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A book nerds dream 4 comments
spiderwoman · 36 weeks ago
My favorite books only exist on the internet though.

I'm reading a fanfiction that has such amazing quality that it really deserves to have been a published work. I wish I knew the name of this author because they have to have even more works. Excellence like this is crafted through numerous failures and is followed by many successes.