spiderwoman

spiderwoman


I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3

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How do I wear a strap on? 5 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Especially since the male g-spot is inside of their ass. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm not kidding. It's called the prostate.
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Me every night 2 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Will this third pillow spank me?
Akatsuki clan 3 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Spirituality isn't something you should be learning from Hidan. I don't see that one going over well with Hidan liking human sacrifice. Maybe try history?
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Well that is kinda their job 1 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I don't really trust therapists and doctors with mental issues. Everytime I've tried they sent me to a mental hospital or just tried shipping me to a girls' home.
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All of Earth's air and water 2 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
What density is that air? Is the water ball compensated in size for the compression the pressure would cause?
Alright, let's get that engine purrin' again 2 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I came here to fix the car and kick your ass. As you can see, I'm done fixing the car.
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Uneducated potato 7 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
"You uneducated potato"
That would be so cool 4 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Did you know he hated his afro? One of his biggest complaints in life was that he wasn't allowed to cut it off due to how much of an icon it was.
So confusing 16 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Meds make you be who you actually are
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Biased 12 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
But I like circus peanuts
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Elon no! 2 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
They give him way too much credit in general. A lot of his engineering projects are complete failures that are literally impossible, but he pretends otherwise. Hyperloop being the foremost example. It's an impossible system that can't be done with any materials that exist, would be insanely dangerous, and a single air leak would destroy the entire system as well as killing everyone inside.

Elon Musk is a sharlaton who is great at promising things he can't do. The billionaire version of kickstarter.
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Can we end the moth meme 4 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Wendys caused both great good and great bad
My dilemma 1 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Traffic is more a result of the collective stupidity of humanity. Automated cars would have no issues with traffic because traffic is caused solely by humans in nearly every case.
Dave without eyelids 7 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I don't know how I feel about this. They mutilated his genitals which is horrible. But I'm not sure if there were other places they could have gotten skin for the procedure. I'll just stay neutral and go on to the next meme.
I would let him pump me 16 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
So were his pumps
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At 4 a.M 1 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Sounds like her problem. I'll be asleep and she'll be angry. I think I'm the winner.
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I would let him pump me 16 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
They call me cancer because I just want to do well, but I'm harmful by nature so I slowly grow inside you causing both of us to be tired of the situation, but we're both in too deep to really separate until you decide to finally cut me off killing us both.
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More Science Facts 11 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Don't worry, it's completely false. I assume they're talking about how the intense gravity can slow time down. But that occurs even with the gravity of the Earth.
X-ray of a patient who attempted suicide by injecting themselves with mercury 8 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
With that much mercury, this was a success rather than an attempt.
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Rainbow 27 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I'm not going into this rabbit hole of ignorance known as apologetics anymore. I'm just gonna finish washing my hair.

(Apologetics is when you make excuses for why something that isn't true could be true.)
Rainbow 27 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Congrats @guest_ you completely invalidated the entire religion of Christianity. If the Bible isn't the perfect, then you admit that Christians believe in fairy tales like I know they do. A book with infinite interpretations has none.

If you can't prove a god to exist, then you have to assume they don't. You can't even claim it's possible for God to exist because to say something is possible requires a pre-existing example demonstrating said possibility which doesn't exist for the case of a god.
Suicide joke 2 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
If a man shoots himself with nobody near, does the gunshot make a noise?
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Roasting a flat earther 8 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
The stupid thing about a planet shaped like a dick is that it's actually impossible. It's like a square with five sides. In order for it to be deemed a planet, it has to be almost a perfect sphere.
American dream 20 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Thanks for agreeing @pokethebear? It's not of your peers. It's a random collection of random with personal agendas that take preference over the law.
Rainbow 27 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
The bible is a book of myths and it reflects that idea. It endorses slavery, rape, child rape, child abuse, murder, misogyny, and other horrendous ideas. It states that the Earth is flat, the stars are little dots on a glass dome, that the moon is s light source, and that the universe is only 6000 years old. With all these flaws, how could it possibly be the book of an all powerful, all knowing, all good, and completely impossible God?