spiderwoman

spiderwoman


I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3

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Dog is trained to protect this little girl on command 9 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Why would someone bet their ass to someone who clearly wants their ass
Whats one of youre fetishes 3 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
They're still watching me. You can't be in
Ture that shit 5 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
The gravitational effect of the planets have almost no effect on Pluto. As long as the center of gravity stays about the same, as it should in this case, Pluto should continue its orbit just fine. Until the Sun explodes anyways,
Ture that shit 5 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Heresy
Great, I don't know the code anymore 6 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
You could theoretically find the seed and algorithm it using to find the previous combinations after watching it create many, many patterns. That would arguably much more impressive.
Y I k e s 7 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Don't forget that many other non-catholic churches do the same. Jehova's Witnesses are willing witholding thousands of child molesters who have molested multiple children each. They have a list of their names, but they refuse to give it up.

These people do far, far worse things than just knocking on your door.
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Work smarter, not harder 11 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
That's where you're wrong. If you see someone walking away from a dumpster, then there's nothing to show that he did, or didn't, put something inside of it. However, you can still rightly assume that he did. In a more complex manner, this man found it reasonable to move a heavy object to move multiple lighter objects. He is at least smart enough to find a solution for moving multiple semi-heavy objects by moving a heavier object. With this in mind, we can reason that he would not have moved the heavier object without him knowing that we would be moving quite a large amount of logs.
This bouquet is for your girlfriend! 8 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I'll date you
We're all pretty on the inside I guess 4 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Take me down to the Liquor Hole City where the sign is green and the beer is shitty! - H2ODelirious
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Hopes, dreams, necks, hearts 13 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
GMOs are part of the Mother XD. It's using Mother Nature to create food that is better in every single way.
Work smarter, not harder 11 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
He seems like he cut that wood himself. If he is doing that, then it's very likely that he has a lot of wood he needs to move. Also, a slide wouldn't move the logs very well due to the small entrance as well as it will very easily get stuck.
Good luck 4 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Who wants to get married anyways? It sounds pretty horrible even if I would look sexy in a black gown.
So pure 2 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
You make me cry
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Seriously though Amazon 12 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
It's indeed called the prostate, but it functions like a g-spot in that it is extremely pleasurable when hit right or "massaged" as some call it. It's actually known as the p-spot in circles that are aware of it.
Very professional 14 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I don't care if my judge is a known rapist. If he rules in a way that goes against the law, then his ruling becomes invalid, and my case will be given to a proper judge. Regardless, stop focusing on the side stories and argue against my actual argument @xvarnah. Actually, don't. I really don't feel like arguing with someone who obviously has the same understanding of the legal system as a middle schooler who just heard of anarchy.
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Excuse me... What? 15 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
All invasive species are inherently harmful. The introduction of a new species into an area that hasn't evolved with said species, or its ancestors, for thousands of years is automatically harmful. For example, the honey bee provides unneccesary competition for the other pollinators. Yes, there were polinating insects before the bees came over.
Excuse me... What? 15 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Saving the seas is indeed rather extreme
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Excuse me... What? 15 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Technically, bees are an invasive species and most places would be better off without them
the current state of the British police 8 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
And suddenly I realize you have no idea what you're talking about. I'll go now before you bring me down to your level.
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Very professional 14 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
The only qualified person is a judge. The jury is randomly selected invidividuals who have no criminal record, are above the age of 18, and are US citizens. They aren't carefully selected. They are slightly filtered at best.
Hopes, dreams, necks, hearts 13 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I forgot about that part of Nature
Very professional 14 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
That doesn't change the fact that it is a horribly flawed system. Judges are people who spent years to decades of their life preparing for such a status to be able to objectively evaluate the evidence to decide whether or not someone deserves to have their life ruined. A jury are random people who basically only need to be 18. A homeless man, a gang member, a high school dropout, a middle school dropout, someone who never went to school. It may change for better or worse depending on the exact county and state laws, but it still remains that you are still being judged guilty by someone who doesn't know jackshit about the law.
the current state of the British police 8 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I read the story, and it didn't mention any evidence. Do you know of any? The police quote says that they didn't have sufficient evidence, so I'm inclined to believe them.
Gap 1 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
The Fair Labor Standards Act