spiderwoman
I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3
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Poor galileo 1 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
This is a very serious moment. Right after this, he was captured by the Catholic Church and accused of heresy.
Ive been a bad girl 2 comments
Why do we fight? 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
The questionably illegal gambling system that causes a stark contrast between players who pay to win and those who win by playing.
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Dab on those humans 8 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I've been studying vampirism since 1343, and I've found nothing to indicate that it has anything to do with genetics. It seems to exclusively spread through the venom/saliva of said vampires.
As for the length of my study, Steve Irwin may have taught you that in order to learn about something, you'll have to get a few bites.
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As for the length of my study, Steve Irwin may have taught you that in order to learn about something, you'll have to get a few bites.
Not a lot of people understand my humor 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I think the beauty of memes is that they are almost universal and require no prior knowledge - usually. There's a bit of cultural relevance for movies, but it's very easy access for anyone.
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He died for our presents. 9 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Christimas falls around a general winter solstice holiday for basically every civilization. That's what makes it so easy to "just slide into those celebrations". In fact, (if I recall correctly) Christmas became more Christian centric because it adopted it from older religions in order to seem more friendly to outsiders.
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I never wanted you to tell me,genuinely 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
When someone asks me how I am I never lie. I usually same "Good as ever".
When you've been horrible for a while, it's not a lie.
When you've been horrible for a while, it's not a lie.
Salesman 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
It's mostly a social thing nowadays. It's a decent indicator that they're blind without awkward questions.
Introverts anonymous 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
When you're smart enough to know you're awkward AND know how to not be awkward, but you just can't gather enough fucks to give about it.
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The more you know 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Flirting isn't cheating. It's just talking. It's only cheating when flirting turns more extreme.
Protest to make it known where the blame belongs 20 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
You can buy more ethically sourced things and minimize your usage of unethically sourced things. I don't understand your logic. "We can only save 1000 of the 1,000,000 kids, so it's not worth saving any of them." Just because you can't do it all doesn't mean you can't do some. It sounds like you're making justifications for your bad habits in an attempt to make them seem normal. Like the obese person blaming their genetics.
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Some people never learn 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I found this news mildly funny. Facebook has nothing on Google. Facebook has a few words and such, but Google knows everything about you. It knows everything from the foods you like, your mental state, your physical state, your family, your hobbies, your favorite meme site, your fears, and if you are pregnant or not. The only difference is that Google hasn't been caught or they just haven't had a need to sell it yet. They're already making tons of money just abusing said information.
I'm just worried for the time said information will bring more profit when sold. But what are we gonna do? Stop using the internet? Google knows basically every website you use even if you don't use Chrome. They have ads on pratically every website, so if you visit that website, then you'll show up on their "radar".
But what are ya gonna do? Use Bing?
I'm just worried for the time said information will bring more profit when sold. But what are we gonna do? Stop using the internet? Google knows basically every website you use even if you don't use Chrome. They have ads on pratically every website, so if you visit that website, then you'll show up on their "radar".
But what are ya gonna do? Use Bing?
Protest to make it known where the blame belongs 20 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
There are competitive markets everywhere. For each of those 100 companies, you could very likely find an alternative for most of them. You don't have to stop using all of them to be effective. Even not using one of those companies is better than using all of them.
Bonus: Ink cartridges cost pennies to make and are sold for upwards of $50-100. Not completely relevant, but I felt the urge to share it.
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Bonus: Ink cartridges cost pennies to make and are sold for upwards of $50-100. Not completely relevant, but I felt the urge to share it.
Remote control 1 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
If it's having trouble connecting, then the battery may be dying. Put some new batteries in it.
Fold out balcony 9 comments
What if I told you this is a drawing 13 comments
12 inch strap on of justice 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I'll have to get some movie food tonight. I like to eat japanese or something when I watch a movie lol.
FunSubstance on a bathroom stall 6 comments
Let's be honest here. Could ANYONE draw these? 16 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Maybe. I have no idea how to start a career in it even though I've been doing it almost daily for the past 7 years or so. I actually did code daily for an entire year when I finally got the chance to.
What if I told you this is a drawing 13 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
To paraphrase what I was once told, "If you only compliment their colors, then they'll never fix their anatomy or shading."
I find it mildly insulting that you consider artists too much like children to critique. As though they'll cry like a baby and quit just because someone said they did something wrong. I've had my "masterpieces" ripped to shred because of too small elbows, the wrong angle of hair, the shadow of the nose, the lack of curve for the adam's apple in the neck, a poor cupid's bow, and numerous other things. But I didn't rage quit and never draw again. I started a new piece. And every one of the flaws they pointed out made my next work better. You don't get better from being told your work is perfect or "It's amazing but...".
You get better by "This is wrong because of this, that is wrong because of that, that, this, that, and those. Overall, it's pretty good. Keep it up."
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I find it mildly insulting that you consider artists too much like children to critique. As though they'll cry like a baby and quit just because someone said they did something wrong. I've had my "masterpieces" ripped to shred because of too small elbows, the wrong angle of hair, the shadow of the nose, the lack of curve for the adam's apple in the neck, a poor cupid's bow, and numerous other things. But I didn't rage quit and never draw again. I started a new piece. And every one of the flaws they pointed out made my next work better. You don't get better from being told your work is perfect or "It's amazing but...".
You get better by "This is wrong because of this, that is wrong because of that, that, this, that, and those. Overall, it's pretty good. Keep it up."
Infinity +1 is still infinite 16 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
You seem to not quite understand that I was saying that the biggest number doesn't exist. Thanks for dumbing down what I already said.