spiderwoman
I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3
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Obscene 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
With that much fat he's probably seeing a dead body, an xbox live card, an empty beer can, Waldo, and the abyss which is staring back.
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She knows 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Honestly, I've come to accept that I'm the perfect image of beauty. It's a shame that mere mortals aren't capable of seeing that.
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How commercial planes are washed 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
It's one shaft, but it has eight heads. It actually looks like a bouquet of flowers.
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Haha creative costume 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
The obstruction to the eyes would likely be considered reckless driving which would be illegal. If you opened up the eye portion, then you'd likely be in the "You're not doing anything wrong, but I've already pulled you over, and I don't want to admit I'm wrong, therefore you're doing something illegal. What was that you said? *puts hand on holster* You said you're resisting?"
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S h r e c k ' d 10 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
There is indeed a difference in doing a split and spreading your legs lol. It's also the direction the hips and legs move into. If women are like this " " men are like this "/ \". There's also the fact that men have a different center of gravity. Women have a lower center around the butt area while mean have it slightly above the butt. That difference means men need more support to sit still without falling over which demands that the legs spread in order to gain more stablity. And now for funsies...
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Nap time 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I get so sleepy after eating a full meal. I'm basically falling asleep at the table. When I was little, I was actually falling asleep on the table. Onto my mashed potatoes.
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Dad jokes aren't even funny 5 comments
The universe didn't ask for more evil but ok 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
During summer, I stopped listening to Nightcore so much. I didn't listen to male voices, but I listened to female singers more. I'm listening to more Nightcore nowadays though. A full year came around.
Oh, and I think my depression is linked to the time of year. I already have "severe" depression according to a couple of doctors I went to for a time. I stopped when they wanted to put me in a loony bin. It's been going on since I was 15, and I've noticed a definite trend in the severity of it spiking during the winter months which is ironically my favorite season of the year. I can actually open the windows until my fingers are freezing cold again lol
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Oh, and I think my depression is linked to the time of year. I already have "severe" depression according to a couple of doctors I went to for a time. I stopped when they wanted to put me in a loony bin. It's been going on since I was 15, and I've noticed a definite trend in the severity of it spiking during the winter months which is ironically my favorite season of the year. I can actually open the windows until my fingers are freezing cold again lol
The universe didn't ask for more evil but ok 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
...My plans obviously changed, so that idea is on hold for now. I'm petty enough to not be sure on how I want to do it yet. So anyways, January to March was oddly fast paced even for me. The music was very fast and the type that made you feel your blood flowing. I was a bit more imaginative here as I was perfectly content sitting down and falling into fantasies based on the song for hours at a time. Around the beginning of February, I gained a taste in more romantic based music which you can interpret as you like. I also got really stressed around this time due to rumors which caused me to break out to the extreme, so my self esteem fell. My imagination got a bit better around this time. I actually started acne medicine around here, so my acne began to fade until it was clear like it is now. My taste in romance ended in May. I stopped listening to music so organized lately. Without school, I don't really have playlists anymore.
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The universe didn't ask for more evil but ok 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I have realized that Ear Pods is not a mispelling of ear buds.
Well, I started listening to a lot of cover rock/metal music by Jonathan Young and a few other Youtube artists. I also gained a fondness of piano music at the same time. Luckily, my favorite show ever, Death Note, used the piano a lot. It was an odd mix of metal and dramatic crescendos. I eventually started feeling more uncomfortable with male voices as school progressed, so I gravitated towards a "style" called Nightcore which increased the pitch/tempo of music which I was far more comfortable with. Towards the end of the year, starting in October, my depression spiked which made itself known in listening to louder, darker, and some sadder music. It stayed that way with me finding different songs to listen to every two weeks or so. I literally listened to the songs for over twelve hours a day on repeat. I kinda figured out the depression thing in December, and I planned on suicide on March 1st... [cont.]
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Well, I started listening to a lot of cover rock/metal music by Jonathan Young and a few other Youtube artists. I also gained a fondness of piano music at the same time. Luckily, my favorite show ever, Death Note, used the piano a lot. It was an odd mix of metal and dramatic crescendos. I eventually started feeling more uncomfortable with male voices as school progressed, so I gravitated towards a "style" called Nightcore which increased the pitch/tempo of music which I was far more comfortable with. Towards the end of the year, starting in October, my depression spiked which made itself known in listening to louder, darker, and some sadder music. It stayed that way with me finding different songs to listen to every two weeks or so. I literally listened to the songs for over twelve hours a day on repeat. I kinda figured out the depression thing in December, and I planned on suicide on March 1st... [cont.]
Pancakes are cakes made in pan 16 comments
The universe didn't ask for more evil but ok 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I'm going to get the spare in my pocket. I'm too lazy to chase after bitches.
I actually loved my relationship with my teachers while I was a senior. I wore headphones all the time. I honestly didn't know what my math teacher's voice sounded like. It was kind of like watching charades with all the hand waving lol. I understood math well enough that all I needed was the equation with a few clarifications (like if it needs to use Undefined occasionally) and I was set. Pre-calc was honestly the easiest math class I've ever had. The other classes weren't as smooth as I actually have to listen to the teachers a little to get the finer details of bio or the writing assignment in Literature. I love music. I actually had a new playlist every one or two weeks. I actually have every one of those still! You can so clearly see little trends in what I liked. November was depressing. January was hopeful. I got really off topic here.
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I actually loved my relationship with my teachers while I was a senior. I wore headphones all the time. I honestly didn't know what my math teacher's voice sounded like. It was kind of like watching charades with all the hand waving lol. I understood math well enough that all I needed was the equation with a few clarifications (like if it needs to use Undefined occasionally) and I was set. Pre-calc was honestly the easiest math class I've ever had. The other classes weren't as smooth as I actually have to listen to the teachers a little to get the finer details of bio or the writing assignment in Literature. I love music. I actually had a new playlist every one or two weeks. I actually have every one of those still! You can so clearly see little trends in what I liked. November was depressing. January was hopeful. I got really off topic here.
S h r e c k ' d 10 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Male hips are physically arranged to put their legs outward. Their very home structure makes it very uncomfortable to close their legs. And that's ignoring that they have balls smack in the middle that get crushed.
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Wreiched 56 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I liked the clarity of it. It was a question if patriotism could be enforced by law in a way.
Wreiched 56 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I know your post wasn't exactly about Nazis, but I had free speech on my mind when you posted something about Germany lol
Baby its cold outside 12 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Not really. It's a song about a couples internal struggles about wanting to stay together even when they know that they should leave. The song isn't at all rapey. In fact, I would say it's about a woman trying to get a man to invite her over for the night, but he's being too awkward to directly ask.
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I can confirm what he said 3 comments
Wreiched 56 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I'm actually oddly opposed to Germany. It is arguably reasonably sensitive about Nazi things, but I feel they go way too far to the point of unjustly restricting free speech. I'm a bit of the hardcore human rights advocate. I have no issues with a group of Nazis having a meeting in the middle of town to discuss their hatred of everyone. The only issue is when said group starts to plan, advocate, or make threats to someone. Free speech has few exceptions and the incitement of violence is one of the necessary evils that must restrict it.
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Wreiched 56 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I wasn't saying they are planning to secede lol. They just have a bit more history with it than the average state.
Wreiched 56 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
It's basically the American Pledge altered for Texas. I have a slight suspision that it was made with the idea of Texas seceding from the US due to Texas' long history of trying/wanting/threatening to do so. The time period for it doesn't match my knowledge of the times it has attempted to.
"Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible." Note: The "one state under God" was only added in June 15, 2007. A rather late addition as the United States officially, and arguably illegally, added the same phrase to the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954.
"Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible." Note: The "one state under God" was only added in June 15, 2007. A rather late addition as the United States officially, and arguably illegally, added the same phrase to the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954.