spiderwoman
I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3
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Epic makeup skills 29 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Guest, you're ironically falling into a trap. If you look at a cis woman with the idea that she's trans, then you'll see dozens of reasons why her face isn't feminine. It's just your mind inserting things that aren't there.
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Epic makeup skills 29 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
You can help that with the face by having bangs (Not the gang type), contouring, long hair, and hormones that will alter the shape of your face's fat to be that of a woman's.
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Relativity at its finest! 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I can assure you that we lie regardless. I have yet to meet a penis, but I have a friend who has given me three different sizes on her bf's dick.
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That didn't take long 29 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I prefer to support the people who I enjoy watching. Although, nowadays the best way to do that is Patreon.
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Damn autocorrect 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I certainly do not! A man who knows what he wants will never go anywhere near me.
Charles Darwin is sick of people complaining about friendzone 1 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Actually, you don't need to reproduce in order for your genes to continue. Even if I don't get laid, if my sister does, then my genes will still continue on. This is also a basic idea on why homosexuality and morality were able to evolve. Evolution is fascinating.
That's why Romanians have a short lifespan 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Real men die in agonizing pain while the last of their blood drips from where their teeth were before they got stuck in the steering wheel.
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Yeah, why? 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I read it because the the meta of memes nowadays is to take ones we know by heart and subvert our expectations.
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That didn't take long 29 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Their youtube ads always made me weirdly horny. Like why the fuck is Mabel turning me on? I don't even watch Gravity Falls.
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"food is love.. food is life.." *mumble* 1 comments
It's just a thought 10 comments
I still play it 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Let me correct that for ya: "I legit fell to a 10 ft drop playing a mobile app while not being aware of my surroundings and I have the scars to prove it. Dangerous shit."
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This perfectly describes success 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
You forget the most important part: Luck. What was mentioned in the post is important, but if you're not lucky enough then you'll be just another failure. For every sucessful person, there are tens of thousands who failed.
The Golden Ratio. CGP Textbook remix 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
The fibonacci sequence is baloney. It's a very common thing in mathematics, but it's just a coincidence and the human mind liking patterns that makes us see it in nature. Almost any spiral shape would perfectly match anything when you get to decide the scale.
Cheeky 1 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Store owners are allowed to kick anyone off the premises as long as it isn't motivated by illegal discrimination. Now get out.
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What tumblr does to you 9 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
The problem is that she has a different idea on what she wants to look like. Someone obviously has an issue with the expression of individuality and believes that looking outside what is considered "proper" is a crime worthy of ridicule.
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American history 101 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Fun fact: The Declaration of Independence was a text to Britain telling them they needed to take some time apart.
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Or put pineapple on pizza 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Oh, when they poke someone, they get a like. But when I poke someone, I get a call from human resources.
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Wreiched 56 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I would indeed. The flag is nothing but fabric. The Supreme Court has ruled that we are free to do essentially whatever we want with the flag as it is protected by the First Amendment.
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I guess I’m ready for Jail? 4 comments
I guess I’m ready for Jail? 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Things accelerate as they fall. So, it's easier to catch something that you just dropped than it is to catch something that fell one or two seconds ago.
