spiderwoman
I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3
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Happy Halloween ! 13 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I'm just sitting in my family guy pajamas. Maybe I'll put on my onesie if I'm feeling especially risque.
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It be like that sometimes 10 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Depression isn't being sad for a few days when your boyfriend who was "The one" that you knew since you were two days ago breaks up with you. It's a heavy weight that you can feel yourself carrying for months to years (Technically, a minimum of six months.) that stops you from properly feeling anything except a startling monotone as you slowly lose the ability to feel any enjoyment over everything you love or could have loved. It's a physical wound that is just as real as a broken arm only that it affects the brain instead in the form of a hormonal imbalance. Just saying this again in case someone didn't know.
Looking at my grades I think stripping is a way to go 13 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
It's a newish thing. It's like saying 'same'. It's supposed to be a dramatization accompanied with a fast head turn, a no nonsense face, and a deep "Bet".
Huppy spoopy day 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
This reminds me of how I actually forgot Halloween existed. I was thinking today was November and that October only had thirty days...
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I bet you didn't read this title 12 comments
I bet you didn't read this title 12 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I highly doubt that she did that. Goblins have a well established, and mythical, reputation as traders/barterers especially over precious objects as we see with the Philosopher's Stone. To go into the lore, goblins are a neutral party. They don't care about any particular faction or people, so they are more trustworthy than any ordinary human who can be bribed, tricked, etc. It may also be an extra piece of security because we know that the Polyjuice potion doesn't work on non-humans - which would prevent impersonation as Gringotts staff.
Honestly, it's ironically a racist, or at least shallow, look at Jews as they are comparing goblins to Jews solely because the goblins work at a bank which is a Jewish stereotype.
Honestly, it's ironically a racist, or at least shallow, look at Jews as they are comparing goblins to Jews solely because the goblins work at a bank which is a Jewish stereotype.
Instagram models 5 comments
My whole life has been a lie 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
This reminds me when I learned Pineapples didn't grow on trees. I actually remember trying to go find pineapples in pine trees when I was little. I only found some spikey things that tasted kinda good though.
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Skills 1 comments
Every single night 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I actually like it when my cat lays on my pillow. He has done it a lot more ever since winter has started because I open all the windows and let a small fan blow in all the cold air. Cold air is amazing. It feels amazing during the day, it feels so comfy under the covers at night, and it's fucking terrible in the mornings but I'm okay with that.
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Anon gets a Girlfriend 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
She probably just had a bad break-up with Sokka over his moon girlfriend.
I gotta rant about Sokka and how great ATLA is. I mean, look at this shot: https://i.imgur.com/lwSRjca.png . It's Sokka almost kissing his new "girlfriend", but stopping at the last second. Sokka still isn't over Yue who turned into the moon. The show could have said it. It could have literally let Yue materialize in the background. But no. The genius creators of this work of art decided to put a small moon in the background literally getting between the two. I mean seriously! And this is just one shot! This entire show is filled with so much genius that it is labeled as one of the greatest animated series of all time. It's just so fucking cool.
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I gotta rant about Sokka and how great ATLA is. I mean, look at this shot: https://i.imgur.com/lwSRjca.png . It's Sokka almost kissing his new "girlfriend", but stopping at the last second. Sokka still isn't over Yue who turned into the moon. The show could have said it. It could have literally let Yue materialize in the background. But no. The genius creators of this work of art decided to put a small moon in the background literally getting between the two. I mean seriously! And this is just one shot! This entire show is filled with so much genius that it is labeled as one of the greatest animated series of all time. It's just so fucking cool.
Who's smarter 13 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Cinnamon is only edible in small quantities. When taken as a spoonful, it is actually quite lethal if you have any breathing problems or just simply inhaling too much.
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Who's smarter 13 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Not really. Almost nobody was doing it before the media went crazy saying "THIS IS A CRISIS AND MILLIONS OF KIDS ARE DOING THIS@!@#!@#!" when there were only a few (And I mean I could count on my fingers and maybe my toes if you push it) people doing it. And even after that, only a few dozen more mini-celebrities did it, and you can't use a celebrity as your typical teenager. You really shouldn't believe in the...
Is it even right to call them news sources? Honestly, most news today would be recognized as tabloids magazines a few decades ago. Regardless, you shouldn't trust the media to properly describe anything much less something like what these hip youngers are doing nowadays.
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Is it even right to call them news sources? Honestly, most news today would be recognized as tabloids magazines a few decades ago. Regardless, you shouldn't trust the media to properly describe anything much less something like what these hip youngers are doing nowadays.
I bet you didn't read this title 12 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
An author is very careful to add depth to nearly every paragraph. Anyone who says otherwise doesn't know what they're talking about. Writing a book isn't just jotting down some words: it's the careful study of developing character and expressing ideas by implication mixed with the proper narritive neccesities like foreshadowing. If you don't believe that, then consider this very popular golden rule for writing: "Show, don't tell". The golden rule of writing is to add hidden meaning and depth that the reader consiously or unconsiously picks up over the course of the book.
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Thanks for trying 25 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
And those people (Those very, very rare cases) require the rest of the population to remain vaccinated in order to stay healthy via herd immunity.
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Happens too often 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Or put simply: https://funsubstance.com/uploads/original/189/189849.jpg
I actually get told I think I know everything. That's not true. I only seem like that because I only talk about something when I know everything about it.
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Edited 6 years ago
I actually get told I think I know everything. That's not true. I only seem like that because I only talk about something when I know everything about it.
Happens too often 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
That's why I tend to leave an argument soon. When someone has demonstrated that they don't care about what I'm saying or that they are simply ignoring my messages, then I leave. I am only there to share the relevant information. I can't make them listen, but I can make sure they get exposure. People who aren't ready to adjust their beliefs when the facts disagree with said beliefs aren't going to change their mind over a conversation on a meme site. The only chance is for them to slowly be exposed until whatever mental biases they hold begin to crumble.
I actually don't have beliefs. I have evidence. A belief is an idea that you hold without evidence for said belief. When evidence contradicts my current knowledge on the world, I find people smarter than me to get their opinion and then I will adjust my views to fit the new evidence.
Like my favorite saying goes: "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."
I actually don't have beliefs. I have evidence. A belief is an idea that you hold without evidence for said belief. When evidence contradicts my current knowledge on the world, I find people smarter than me to get their opinion and then I will adjust my views to fit the new evidence.
Like my favorite saying goes: "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."
Hotel staff found Fifty Shades of Grey book on guest's side table 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
And the guest promptly sued the hotel for sexual harrasment or may have just given the guest a free night or two. The staff may or may not have been fired.
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If it was, it would probably steal the boat. 8 comments
This post has motivated me to shave my legs.