spiderwoman
I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3
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Time passage 18 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
*has already crossed the finish line*
Me: Don't
Inner me : Just do it 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
We're actuall venomous rather than poisonous. We also don't typically have fangs exactly. They're so small and close that they're mostly just a single fang.
It's wannnkkkinggg time 2 comments
Me: Don't
Inner me : Just do it 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I just can't stand those kids that are living to 30! Back in my day we died at the age of seven because we didn't have the proper healthcare to live past even a minor cough.
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I bet you didn't read this title 12 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
You have a rather... unrealistic view of entertainment. There are only a few things that are solely built for entertainment. We call them cartoons. Adults generally don't find entertainment in such things because they intuitively know how lackluster it is. @vitklim you have no understanding of what makes an interesting and well-established story. You are saying that engineers don't care about designing things and that they only care about building it. An engineer is required to design something before it can be built, and an author is required to add depth before it can be enjoyed.
Could have used a grenade 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
"I'd like to die with my loved ones"
*gets thrown into a hole by myself*
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*gets thrown into a hole by myself*
Pray for some good rng 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Instructor: WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE
Speed runner: Yea, chill out. We'll respawn back at the gas station to save nearly a minute!
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Speed runner: Yea, chill out. We'll respawn back at the gas station to save nearly a minute!
Beggars can’t be choosers though 1 comments
All roads lead to Rome 8 comments
All roads lead to Rome 8 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
But ultimately, their roads weren't enough to defend their empire. They were spread too thin, and they couldn't fend off the invaders especially as there were different invaders in different areas. So, Rome fell.
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All roads lead to Rome 8 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I'm feeling sick tonight, but I'll do my duty (Check my bio).
This phrase is actually true as you can see. This gave rome an extreme military advantage as they could send their troops out very rapidly. This also gave them the ability to send trade through their entire empire as well as uniting it in a way that makes them feel included and important which secured ties of loyalty. This is one of the reasons why they were able to become one of, if not the, greatest empires in all of history.
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This phrase is actually true as you can see. This gave rome an extreme military advantage as they could send their troops out very rapidly. This also gave them the ability to send trade through their entire empire as well as uniting it in a way that makes them feel included and important which secured ties of loyalty. This is one of the reasons why they were able to become one of, if not the, greatest empires in all of history.
Sadly it only feels like 1 second 8 comments
Sometimes you can’t say enough 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Just make references and comments to your issues in the hope someone will eventually help you or you get over it.
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It's a hot one ladies and gentlemen 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Basically all my relationships. The last one ended before it began when they convinced me to open up at which point they told me they were scared of me. I understandably began to feel less secure and comfortable around them.
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This guys technique is unbeatable 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
This man is using advanced techniques. He won this battle as soon as it started. The first step to winning is to strike fear into your opponent.
No, really. Mike Tyson is famous for using this intimidation strategy.
Edit: "Intimidation strategy" sounds like "Insemination strategy" when you speak like Mike.
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Edited 6 years ago
No, really. Mike Tyson is famous for using this intimidation strategy.
Edit: "Intimidation strategy" sounds like "Insemination strategy" when you speak like Mike.
Sadly it only feels like 1 second 8 comments
Doesn't compute 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
You have the face of a woman who can't get a glance from men above five figures
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Crime tastes good 6 comments
Trippy graffiti 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Graffiti is a better representation of modern art because it is decided solely by what the individual wants to make rather than what their art teacher is demanding.
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Happy Halloween ! 13 comments
