spiderwoman

spiderwoman


I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3

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Cos it's different 9 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Everyone is gay. You are what you eat, so if you have a girlfriend, then you are a girl or you have severely disapointed her which makes you a bitch and a bitch is also a female.
Hitler joke 10 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I mean, I'm sure they were happy, but murder isn't something to celebrate. Humans have an intrinsic right to life even if they are horrible people. I would protest Hitler's execution if he hadn't gone Japanese... and if I were alive.

And yes, that would mean I'd be the superhero who'd tell the badguy to stay in prison and definitely don't escape and do evil things. Like Batman but with less sexual tension with a more motherly feeling. I'm sure Bruce would have had a motherly feeling, but his mom didn't get the chance to teach him that...
Ask any question 6 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
If you could prove that you truly time traveled, then you are still younger than them because age is counted by the time you've been alive. So, if you are 631138519 seconds old in 2018, then you'll only be 631138520 seconds in 2118 when you've time traveled into the future as you haven't actully lived longer (Assuming the travel time was one second) Just like Aang was only 12 years old after coming out the iceberg even though he's technically 112. Or like how Captain America isn't over fifty even though he was frozen for a while.
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What if time stopped suddenly for 5 seconds ? 8 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
The show in question had certain fluids suspended in the air without movement, so it's safe to assume that this bubble theory is not the cause.
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Side effects may include 6 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I have insomnia (Actually diagnosed insomnia and not the "I can't sleep" that a bunch of teenagers have), so I have to suffer with it.
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Using Logic 21 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
So, you believe that other people's feelings are more important than my own. That I have to suffer for the rest of my life because a few people will have the mental equivalent of a broken arm for a little while? Fuck you.
Thanks for trying 25 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
It's also congruent to a free society to prohibit me from publically saying that I plan to murder the president and all left handed people. Some freedoms have to be restricted for other freedoms to be protected. My right to live and be safe from disease is above your right to not get vaccinated. Not getting your children vaccinated is murdering your own children at worst and is being extremely negligent at best.

If you disagree, then surely you'll agree that my right to kill you is protected by this free society? Not letting me express myself wouldn't be congruent to a free society after all.
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Using Logic 21 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I mean, there isn't really any risk with suicide outside of failing. If you die, then you're just dead. There isn't anything except nonexistence. There's not even a missed opportunity as that would require a mind to comprehend it. I just know that I have the biological will to survive that I have to deal with in either acceptance or... acceptance. There is as equal chance to have a good life as to have a bad life for me, so the only consideration is if having the good is worth the bad.
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What if time stopped suddenly for 5 seconds ? 8 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
How can I get my groove on when the boobs aren't being consistent with the premise?
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Using Logic 21 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Life should never be measured by the amount of good or bad someone could do. The future is too changing to ever really predict it. Should we kill a million kids because there's a small chance that one of them will grow up to kill millions of people? Wouldn't the good outweigh the bad?

Also, I have issues with caring about others. I don't care about doing more good than bad. I don't care if I get thousands addicted to cocaine if it means I live a happy life.
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Spoilers for the Bible, don’t scroll down of you haven’t read it 31 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Some people do practice forms of magic, and I find it very silly. Other people find it silly too, and those same people go home to pray to the magical sky god who created everything with an incantation spell. I find both those ideas silly and both of those people find it to be a deathly serious issue. Nobody finds their own beliefs silly, and they all deserve respect. But they also deserve to be told that they are being silly. You are allowed to believe in silly things, but we are also allowed to tell you how silly they are. How else will the silly people realize that they're being silly?

As to the issue of mysogony, men and women did suffer. The fact that one gender suffered more than another makes as much sense as worrying about the ethnicity of the suffered. I vote that we just go "People suffered which is a problem" and stop worrying about if the issue is less severe just becaused the affected people have minor differences like genitals or skin tone.
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Using Logic 21 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Ah, but the enjoyment of others does nothing to add enjoyment for myself. In that manner, I am nothing more than a tool that provides a service to others at the detriment of itself.
What if time stopped suddenly for 5 seconds ? 8 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Well, nothing. If time stopped, then we would never know. Time could stop for a trillion years and start. We'd never notice and, for all intents and purposes, no time would have passed.

But if you stopped time for everyone except you, then you'd be blind. The light wouldn't be able to travel, so you wouldn't be able to see. You'd have to constantly be moving because the lack of moving air would make breathing near impossible. Further, the carbon dioxide you exhale would be right in front of your mouth waiting to slowly poison you if you stand still.

Also, and I want to make this very fucking clear, boobs would not bounce because the gravity would not affect those people AS TIME HAS FUCKING STOPPED. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, HENTAI!
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Using Logic 21 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
This is very much a real thing. Does the amount of happiness I'll feel be worth the pain and suffering? Are two years of solid misery worth suffering in order to gain a few months of joy? I'd wager not, but I'm still thinking about it.
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Spoilers for the Bible, don’t scroll down of you haven’t read it 31 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I don't really mind conceding that a man named Jesus existed even if he doesn't. There's someone named Harry too, but that doesn't prove the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
Everyone deserves cuddles 11 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
To clarify, toxic masculinity are the things that society pushes men to act like or do that are harmful to themselves or others such as not showing emotion. I'm clarifying as a lot of people have misconceptions about it.
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Gods not dead 2 4 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
If you wouldn't say that god isn't real if it fell, then you shouldn't say he is real because it didn't.
What do you think? 43 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Yes, but there are people who think "All religions" doesn't include their religion. Plus, just because others have added their opinion doesn't mean I can't add mine. It doesn't hurt anyone to do so.
The USS Gerald R Ford in drydock, human for scale 5 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Is that an extension of metal to help you float or are you just happy to see me?
Time passage 18 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
"Hello, this is PlayBoy asking if you'd like to renew your yearly subscription?"
What do you think? 43 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Except where the religion explicitly states to murder everyone who isn't part of your religion. Including, but not limited to, all the abrahamic religions.
Dial up 4 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
After the fourth shot
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Spoilers for the Bible, don’t scroll down of you haven’t read it 31 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Well, the mythologists would say otherwise, but there is *some* evidence for a historical Jesus (Even if he existed that doesn't make him a magician), but there is no evidence that he ever came back to life. I'm a bit too far gone to remember if there is any evidence that he was crucified, but if he was then he would have gone into a nameless dirt hole with other people. Crucifiction was very common, and the bodies were dumped into mass graves.

I personally don't believe Jesus ever existed as the Jesus described in the Bible is so far gone from any human that could have existed that it would be impossible to recognize the potential historical Jesus for the Jesus described in the mythology. You can only exaggerate something so far before the exaggeration becomes too different from the original story to be traced.
Spoilers for the Bible, don’t scroll down of you haven’t read it 31 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I murder everyone equally except mostly men because they scare me