spiderwoman
I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3
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From experience 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
It actually has some credibility. Women are less likely to respond with violence in either words or actions. They still get angry and plot revenge, but it just isn't in the usual way. Two guys will get into a big fight and punch each other and go out to the pub. Two women will give each other disapproving stares and talk shit for a few days. They're both bad actions, but it's not a wrong idea. Stereotypes are stereotypes because they're usually true.
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Doubt 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I don't care enough to read this article, but I have a feeling this is an overcompensation thing. "I got a small dick, so I better use my tongue to my absolute best."
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Edited 6 years ago
Elizabeth II, Protector of britain 14 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
It really doesn't matter where you're from. The Queen owned you at some point.
What kind of question is that? 4 comments
I'm sorry little one 7 comments
Elizabeth II, Protector of britain 14 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
God save the queen. She is too fucking cool. Her PR team must be geniuses.
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Cursed DNA 34 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
The body does have a finite amount of energy stored. And we call people who are drained of that stored energy dead. Or at the very least extremely unhealthy. So light that a light breeze will send them flying. That person can't lose weight because there is nothing left to lose. When you are losing weight, that means your body is using the fat stored in your body more than the calories you are eating.
I don't understand what you're even trying to say. That overweight people can't lose weight becane skinny people are too thin?
I don't understand what you're even trying to say. That overweight people can't lose weight becane skinny people are too thin?
Methanol Fire is Invisible Y'all! 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Isn't chemisty fun? You can be burned alive with the people around you thinking you're playing charades.
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Cursed DNA 34 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
As for the quality of food being contradictory to the laws of physics, no. Your brain goes "Hey! It's sugar! Better store that into the body! I guess I should go lay down to converse energy now too." Sugary foods are stored as fat into the body easier than normal non-sugary food. There is nothing contradictory in physics due to this as this isn't a case of you suddenly gaining more mass than you've eaten. It's more mass staying in your body.
Cursed DNA 34 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I didn't intend to say that exercise doesn't make you lose weight. What I meant to say is that if you are eating more than you are losing, then you will gain weight. You can go burn three thousands calories in a day, but if you eat four thousand calories, then you will be gaining weight. Your net weight determines if you are gaining or losing weight. Exercise can only do so much without actually dieting.
Exercise just isn't a way to lose weight if you don't change your diet too. If you are a professional Olympic athelete then you may be able to burn 500 calories per hour of exercise. If you exercise four hours, then that's around 2000 calories burnt. That's a lot of burnt calories, yes. But if you go and eat 5,000 calories on that same day, then you will still have a net weight gain. You did four hours of olympic level exercise, and you gained weight because you have eaten more weight than you have burned.
Exercise just isn't a way to lose weight if you don't change your diet too. If you are a professional Olympic athelete then you may be able to burn 500 calories per hour of exercise. If you exercise four hours, then that's around 2000 calories burnt. That's a lot of burnt calories, yes. But if you go and eat 5,000 calories on that same day, then you will still have a net weight gain. You did four hours of olympic level exercise, and you gained weight because you have eaten more weight than you have burned.
Cursed DNA 34 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Not quite @scatmandigo. The quality of the food does matter. 10,000 calories in healthy food and 10,000 calories in sugary food will work differently. You'll get fatter from the sugar because our brain is stupid and likes to store the calories. The source of the calories does matter a lot.
There's a YouTuber known as thunderf00t who went on a trip around the country eating only fast food. He lost weight. Why? Even though he was eating super unhealthy food that is packed with sugar (Fast food, especially McDonald's uses a ton of sugar in everything) he was out running, jogging, hiking, and rock climbing. You can eat unhealthy stuff and still lose weight, but if you want to have a leaner looking body, healthier skin, and just be healthier in general then you'll want to eat healthy and exercise. The quality of the food does matter, but it isn't a dealbreaker.
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There's a YouTuber known as thunderf00t who went on a trip around the country eating only fast food. He lost weight. Why? Even though he was eating super unhealthy food that is packed with sugar (Fast food, especially McDonald's uses a ton of sugar in everything) he was out running, jogging, hiking, and rock climbing. You can eat unhealthy stuff and still lose weight, but if you want to have a leaner looking body, healthier skin, and just be healthier in general then you'll want to eat healthy and exercise. The quality of the food does matter, but it isn't a dealbreaker.
An eggplant a day. 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Day 6,663 without sex. I'm mildly aroused after it building for a day or two. May have to do something about this eventually, but people are yucky and my hand works just fine.
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For real though 8 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Ah, but there is a beautifully horrible thing known as confirmation bias. I mean, this horoscope is right with three of four things, so it's obviously still right, right?
For real though 8 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Yes, we may know that it's fake, but I've been to highschool. That shit is more common than we think it is. I've seen a girl skip work because her horoscope said she'd best take a day off.
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Sorry 16 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Masochism is less about pleasure from pain and more about pleasure from the situation delivered via pain. A masochist isn't going to be orgasming over a broken bone.
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Prolly Scottish love 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
And WE'LL NEVER BE ROYALS (royals)
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz
Don't question where my mind goes.
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It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz
Don't question where my mind goes.
That makes sense 1 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Someone please tell me they actually do stuff like this. This will make my fucking day if someone can confirm this!
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For real though 8 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Zodiac signs are just random things that apply to everyone. Here let me describe you. "You are a human who will do things. You know you should do better things."
If you make a vague statement that applies to everyone, then why should it be surprising when it applies to everyone? It's been pretty well confirmed that you can read out any random zodiac sign to someone and they will believe that it is 100% accurate no doubt about it totally fits them can't be wrong. Only to learn that you just read to the Leo the horoscope of the Pisces.
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If you make a vague statement that applies to everyone, then why should it be surprising when it applies to everyone? It's been pretty well confirmed that you can read out any random zodiac sign to someone and they will believe that it is 100% accurate no doubt about it totally fits them can't be wrong. Only to learn that you just read to the Leo the horoscope of the Pisces.
Some people are gonna have a harder time with this than others 9 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
That's a really low standard.
No, it really is. Society is advancing faster than we can mature the next generation. We will naturally be more moral than our parents due to our civilization finally reaching that "We should probably be moral" point. It's just a matter of slowly implementing it, and a lot of it is being implemented at once. Even over one generation, the entire attitude towards gender equality has been fixed. From the way things look, the issues with homosexuals is pretty much a done deal in the next decade or so. Trans issues will probably lag a little behind due to the "Yuck" factor that a lot of people still seem to manifest. I'm not sure how the attitude towards different ethnic groups (Mostly from the Middle East) will play out especially in America, but it will eventually fade.
We are the best humans have ever been. Crime is low, war is down, equality is higher than ever, and this is constantly on the rise.
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No, it really is. Society is advancing faster than we can mature the next generation. We will naturally be more moral than our parents due to our civilization finally reaching that "We should probably be moral" point. It's just a matter of slowly implementing it, and a lot of it is being implemented at once. Even over one generation, the entire attitude towards gender equality has been fixed. From the way things look, the issues with homosexuals is pretty much a done deal in the next decade or so. Trans issues will probably lag a little behind due to the "Yuck" factor that a lot of people still seem to manifest. I'm not sure how the attitude towards different ethnic groups (Mostly from the Middle East) will play out especially in America, but it will eventually fade.
We are the best humans have ever been. Crime is low, war is down, equality is higher than ever, and this is constantly on the rise.
Science! 10 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
That would have worked. It's more of a description for a subset of a shape though. Like an apple is a fruit and a granny smith is a subset of that fruit.
Cursed DNA 34 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
The extra calories come from the fat stored in your body. Your body doesn't use all of the calories you eat; it stores some into fat to be used later. When your body uses these stored calories, then your weight begins to decrease.
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Just say this phrase 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I fucking knew someone was going to say it, but I'm still pissed that I let someone have the opportunity.
