spiderwoman
I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3
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So lonely 15 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
One of them is, but I ignore her. All she wants to do is talk about not being able to fuck whatever guy on Instagram has suddenly caught her eye.
Realistic Wonder Woman toy 5 comments
Of Ffs, this HAD 2 have been Purposefully Done 10 comments
So lonely 15 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I couldn't find any screenshots of the file, but I did find a few random notes strewn about that were even more depressing. I found a list I made last year of everyone I knew and exactly why they were horrible and/or didn't care. I kinda regret my tendency to write something and then immediately delete it. It would be neat to see all of my thoughts back then even if we weren't so different. I remember everyone on the list still and all the reasons even without reading it.
F**k logic 9 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Actually, America has had the Britishaccent longer. The American accent is what the British used to sound like. The fancy british accent is a relatively new thing.
And there is indeed the correct way to pronounce a word. The pronunciation varies from location to location, but that does not mean that there isn't a correct way to do it. There is a proper way to pronounce the words even if there is a certain amount of variance allowed. To go a little stereotyping, if you say "Herro" instead of "Hello" then you are speaking with an accent that conflicts with being fluent.
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And there is indeed the correct way to pronounce a word. The pronunciation varies from location to location, but that does not mean that there isn't a correct way to do it. There is a proper way to pronounce the words even if there is a certain amount of variance allowed. To go a little stereotyping, if you say "Herro" instead of "Hello" then you are speaking with an accent that conflicts with being fluent.
Of Ffs, this HAD 2 have been Purposefully Done 10 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
The billboard is to raise awareness as well as let those people know that they have a problem and need to turn themselves in or that they need to stop drinking if they have a child and wondered about such a thing (without doing anything yet of course).
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Of Ffs, this HAD 2 have been Purposefully Done 10 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I mean, if the daughter is over 18, then I guess she could be confused with your date somehow. I don't think even an idiot would think someone half his height is his date.
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So lonely 15 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
No, I lost them, and I didn't really feel like starting again. They were everything from my feelings on a fanfiction, my love of Alice x Bella, to ponderings of morality, religion, and life to Naruto thoughts. I started after my brother moved out, and I didn't have anyone to talk to about that stuff. I might be able to find screenshots of it, and I'll link them if I can.
F**k logic 9 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I personally loved his accent.
And an accent is indicative of... something. Having an accent essentially boils down to not being able to pronounce English sounds as they should be. You understand it perfectly, but it's just not completely perfect. You're fluent, but you don't quite pronounce the words correctly.
And an accent is indicative of... something. Having an accent essentially boils down to not being able to pronounce English sounds as they should be. You understand it perfectly, but it's just not completely perfect. You're fluent, but you don't quite pronounce the words correctly.
F**k logic 9 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Well, they wanted to show that the Black Panther was foreign pretty much. There isn't really any in-universe explanation. They wanted people to be able to relate to Thanos and Gamora, so they speak pretty fluently. They wanted to show that Wakanda was isolated from the world, so they gave them an accent.
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So lonely 15 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
It's really depressing. I used to write down all my little thoughts I'd like to ask someone until something happened to my computer. I believe I had over ten thousand words after a month or so.
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Curing marxism 15 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Markism is defined by Urban Dictionary as "[A] seemingly far-fetched scenario in which there are no rational choices to resolve it and no rational explanation for how it came into being in the first place."
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Of Ffs, this HAD 2 have been Purposefully Done 10 comments
Simply wow 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Can you give more of an explanation? I don't see anything that really screams CGI.
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Fun fact 40 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
It's more about PR. Ten years ago, if a company made a movie with a gay romance being central then they would have been hit with so much negative backlash it would have been a gravestone for the company. It would do better nowadays, but I doubt they will risk it until it's very clear that it will work. The primary concern of every business is making money, and if there is a gay relationship in their movie then it could decrease profits. I have a feeling this will change in a year or two.
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Struck gold! 4 comments
Pentagon oranges 12 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
For transport yea, but I don't think it's worth the extra effort needed to grow them.
Pentagon oranges 12 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I mean, if you can shape your fruit, then why not? It's a bit of novelty.
"I want an orange for lunch."
"You should go try the rectangular prisms! I had them the other day, and they were great."
"I had those last week though. Maybe some triangulars?"
"I want an orange for lunch."
"You should go try the rectangular prisms! I had them the other day, and they were great."
"I had those last week though. Maybe some triangulars?"
Fun fact 40 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Some of my favorite writing is advice is that all characters are bisexual. You should consider who they get with based on the story, and if that would be a gay relationship, then go for it. If that relationship is a straight relationship, then go for it. You shouldn't block out possibilities. The reader doesn't even have to know that they are all technically bisexual because that isn't really relevant. It's a background writer's tool.
Try it! 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Be respectful! This is the rare snekko doggo that is only seen once in a blue meme. Upvote for good fortune and a smile from me when I see I got an upvote!
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Unexpected ending 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I've googled what would happen to a mouse if you put it in the microwave. The answer is mostly nothing unless you leave it in there for a while.
I'd imagine the dog would have its ribs shattered with a broken spine too. The bones may even penetrate the skin causing blood to spill. A new meaning to your socks turning red, eh?
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I'd imagine the dog would have its ribs shattered with a broken spine too. The bones may even penetrate the skin causing blood to spill. A new meaning to your socks turning red, eh?
Savage 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Not really? A type is more of a "I think that tastes better." Types are usually just like ice cream flavors. You'll go for almost anything, but you know you really want Rocky Road.
You know you're in trouble when this happens 3 comments
Savage yuki 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I forgot how fucking savage cartoons used to be. Misty from Pokemon was the sassiest bitch I've ever known.
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Future plans 1 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
This was the weirdest job to me until I went to one as a teenager. There were kids climbing on the sides of it. The sides of the fences. That are at least a hundred feet up.
Kids are fucking stupid.
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Kids are fucking stupid.