spiderwoman
I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3
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Raccoon in a tuxedo 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
A classy little garbage panda!
Hold up 18 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I'm really on the fence about this. People who molest children definitely need to go to prison. But, there is an issue when you use the word "pedophile". A pedophile is anyone who is sexually attracted to children. I agree that these thoughts should never be acted on, but I am completely against punishing someone just because they thought of something. That is something known as a "Thought crime", and it is impossible to really control what you think especially when these thoughts are being caused by something as intrinsic as sexual attraction.
tl;dr If they molest someone, send them to prison. If they don't molest anyone, then let them stay in society.
tl;dr If they molest someone, send them to prison. If they don't molest anyone, then let them stay in society.
The Power of Ma... - Beards 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Well, the beard is really just a part of their biology. I literally wear makeup to trick people into thinking I look better than I do.
Dumbf*cks 18 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Bitch: "THERE IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM IN SOCIETY WHEN DISNEY HAS NO PRINCESSES OF COLOR!!!"
Me: *points out the wide diversity of disney princesses* "There's a serious problem in society when people feel the need to make problems where they aren't any instead of talking about the real issues."
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Me: *points out the wide diversity of disney princesses* "There's a serious problem in society when people feel the need to make problems where they aren't any instead of talking about the real issues."
How I deal with life 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
"It's good to be home! I can't wait to see grandma!"
"Pooh... You didn't hear?"
"Hear what?" *wierd laugh*
"She died in the hospital. She was asking where you were, but you never came."
"W-Why didn't anyone tell me?!"
"You told them to wait... Forever and ever."
"Pooh... You didn't hear?"
"Hear what?" *wierd laugh*
"She died in the hospital. She was asking where you were, but you never came."
"W-Why didn't anyone tell me?!"
"You told them to wait... Forever and ever."
Don't deserve him 8 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Remember kiddos, the things that make you cry and panic in the moment will make you piss yourself laughing in the future
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Everyday we stray further 16 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
And I'll respectfully call you a murderer. You don't have the authority to sentence anyone to death if that even should be the course of action taken. Just call the police, okay?
I wasn't invited 2 comments
Junkrat's new friend 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I never played Overwatch, but I like Junk Rat and Road Hog just because of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjAGp3xSBIc
A comedian's take on Bible 17 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I believe it that is an idea from Mormanism. That story is funny to me because it could easily be viewed as the angels of heaven seeing the evil and corruption of their leader to be worth rebelling against even when they knew for certain they would lose.
Most of the ideas surrounding Satan comes from sources outside the Bible such as old preists and what not. I don't believe in Satan, but I would very much be interested in what his perspective is like. History is written by the winners and the losers universally are said to be the villian.
Anyways, the Bible has very little to say about Satan. In fact, we see him talking with God as a friend would in Job. Oh, and there is a common mistake where people think the snake in the Garden of Eve was Satan. But the Bible never mentions it and we also see Satan walking around in the exact opposite way this serpent was cursed to never walk again.
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Most of the ideas surrounding Satan comes from sources outside the Bible such as old preists and what not. I don't believe in Satan, but I would very much be interested in what his perspective is like. History is written by the winners and the losers universally are said to be the villian.
Anyways, the Bible has very little to say about Satan. In fact, we see him talking with God as a friend would in Job. Oh, and there is a common mistake where people think the snake in the Garden of Eve was Satan. But the Bible never mentions it and we also see Satan walking around in the exact opposite way this serpent was cursed to never walk again.
Do his dishes 8 comments
And a bit of concern 1 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
He looks like a wise uncle who is proud that you realized your destiny was to help the Avatar!
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A comedian's take on Bible 17 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
How do you decide how to not be a cunt? It's a cunt move to own a slave, but there are people who think it would be a cunt move to take their slaves away. Create a society where you don't know who you will be. You could be homeless, so this society should take care of them. You don't want to be a slave, so the society shouldn't have slaves. You wouldn't want things to be stolen from you, so you should make the society where stealing is discouraged.
This is a form of the "Veil of Ignorance". Is rape bad? Let's test it. There is a 50/50 chance in this scenario where you are either the rapist or the raped. You don't know which one you'd be. Would you be okay with either case being the one you'd end up as? I wouldn't which is one of the many reasons I call rape an immoral action.
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This is a form of the "Veil of Ignorance". Is rape bad? Let's test it. There is a 50/50 chance in this scenario where you are either the rapist or the raped. You don't know which one you'd be. Would you be okay with either case being the one you'd end up as? I wouldn't which is one of the many reasons I call rape an immoral action.
Guys cuddling girls is 100% gay 16 comments
Academic murder 3 comments
Be fair to everyone including yourself 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
That's exactly what it says. The results are always mixed, but that doesn't mean there isn't a strong correlation. In Afghanistan, 99% of the population says that they favor sharia law being the official law of their country. Just because 1% of them do not doesn't mean that 100% of them do not. Last I checked, 99% was a majority. And those numbers are repeated across all Islamic countries.
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Biggest accident 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Not completely. We weren't preparing for the war at pearl harbor. It was just a very valuable docking area to defend the ships that are transporting goods. It wasn't until after the attack did Roosevelt kinda asked congress officially enter the way.
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What about Jupiter 10 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
An amazing analogy that I've heard goes as follows.
Let's say you have an aquarium with exactly 100 liters of water. Now, the water needs to be recycled, so it takes out 10 liters of water out of the tank every hour. To compensate, it also adds 10 liters at the same time. The water stays at the same level because the same amount that leaves also enters. Let's say I make a very small change. It will keep removing 10 liters of water every hour, but it will instead add 11 liters of water every hour. It's a really small amount. A measly 1% more water total per hour.
And that 1% more is massive. During the first hour it won't matter. In 12 hours? That's a lot more. That small increase is starting to get pretty close to the top of the water. The amount of greenhouse gasses that we are adding isn't massive. But it is accumulating. Eventually, the tank is going to overflow.
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Let's say you have an aquarium with exactly 100 liters of water. Now, the water needs to be recycled, so it takes out 10 liters of water out of the tank every hour. To compensate, it also adds 10 liters at the same time. The water stays at the same level because the same amount that leaves also enters. Let's say I make a very small change. It will keep removing 10 liters of water every hour, but it will instead add 11 liters of water every hour. It's a really small amount. A measly 1% more water total per hour.
And that 1% more is massive. During the first hour it won't matter. In 12 hours? That's a lot more. That small increase is starting to get pretty close to the top of the water. The amount of greenhouse gasses that we are adding isn't massive. But it is accumulating. Eventually, the tank is going to overflow.