spiderwoman
I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3
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People these days 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
I actually really liked it. I already had a headcannon that he loved Grindelwald. so it felt like my OTP was canon when I learned about it. It wasn't mentioned in the actual story, but it didn't need to be. Remember kiddos, what you see in the story is only a really superficial take on the world.
Rip Stan lee you will be missed 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
I was sick of these memes on the day he died, so you can imagine my opinion of them weeks later.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear a red suit 21 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Yes, he was molesting someone, but you just assaulted a man who very likely could have been innocent. You aren't qualified to make these decisions. Just call the cops.
jewjitsu 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Nothing like genital mutilation. The major thing missing here is the baby crying in extreme pain from having a large amount of skin cut off without anesthesia.
Girls on BC can relate 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
I think my acne medicine may be making more depressed, but I'd rather be dead than an acne covered teen.
Change my mind 14 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Are you sorry that the education taught him that two dads plus two moms adds to four parents? Because that is the corrrect answer. Please go look up the Dunning-Kruger Effect please as you sound very confident in your ignorance.
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I was never told about this in science class 12 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
"And on the fifth day, The Black Science man made the Earth, and he saw that this shit was dope."
Fun (possible) fact: The second day in the Biblical creation myth was never referred to as being good by God. This led some priests to believe that the number two was unlucky. I can't find a source for this unforunately, so take it with a grain of salt.
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Fun (possible) fact: The second day in the Biblical creation myth was never referred to as being good by God. This led some priests to believe that the number two was unlucky. I can't find a source for this unforunately, so take it with a grain of salt.
Unconcious racism is everywhere 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
I remember the time I was given the certified black gentleman pass once. It was to let me send it to someone so that they could make some meme or joke. I never actually found out why they asked me to send it.
Neil degrasse tyson knows pretty much everything 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Fucking hell. I tend to get uncomfortable being around men or when listening to their voices, but Neil is one of those few exceptions where I can just listen to him talk and be satisfied.
Hold up 18 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
I'm really on the fence about this. People who molest children definitely need to go to prison. But, there is an issue when you use the word "pedophile". A pedophile is anyone who is sexually attracted to children. I agree that these thoughts should never be acted on, but I am completely against punishing someone just because they thought of something. That is something known as a "Thought crime", and it is impossible to really control what you think especially when these thoughts are being caused by something as intrinsic as sexual attraction.
tl;dr If they molest someone, send them to prison. If they don't molest anyone, then let them stay in society.
tl;dr If they molest someone, send them to prison. If they don't molest anyone, then let them stay in society.
The Power of Ma... - Beards 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Well, the beard is really just a part of their biology. I literally wear makeup to trick people into thinking I look better than I do.
Dumbf*cks 18 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Bitch: "THERE IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM IN SOCIETY WHEN DISNEY HAS NO PRINCESSES OF COLOR!!!"
Me: *points out the wide diversity of disney princesses* "There's a serious problem in society when people feel the need to make problems where they aren't any instead of talking about the real issues."
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Me: *points out the wide diversity of disney princesses* "There's a serious problem in society when people feel the need to make problems where they aren't any instead of talking about the real issues."
How I deal with life 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
"It's good to be home! I can't wait to see grandma!"
"Pooh... You didn't hear?"
"Hear what?" *wierd laugh*
"She died in the hospital. She was asking where you were, but you never came."
"W-Why didn't anyone tell me?!"
"You told them to wait... Forever and ever."
"Pooh... You didn't hear?"
"Hear what?" *wierd laugh*
"She died in the hospital. She was asking where you were, but you never came."
"W-Why didn't anyone tell me?!"
"You told them to wait... Forever and ever."
Don't deserve him 8 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Remember kiddos, the things that make you cry and panic in the moment will make you piss yourself laughing in the future
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Everyday we stray further 16 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
And I'll respectfully call you a murderer. You don't have the authority to sentence anyone to death if that even should be the course of action taken. Just call the police, okay?
I wasn't invited 2 comments
Junkrat's new friend 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
I never played Overwatch, but I like Junk Rat and Road Hog just because of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjAGp3xSBIc
