spiderwoman

spiderwoman


I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3

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The value of the work you do 31 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
"This person doesn't have enough money to live. This other person doesn't make enough money to live and he works harder. Therefore, the first person shouldn't complain about not having enough to live."

Because if someone has it worse, then you can't have it bad. Yes, you have six broken ribs, but this other guy has ten broken ribs. You're just not as bad as this guy, so we shouldn't give you treatment.
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Lol 6 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
The biggest joy in my life is my hair. If I lost it them I'm certain to commit suicide simply because I would have no hope for life anymore. I already don't have hope, but I still least have my hair.
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Just because I donate money does not mean I am a virgin though 13 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I think it's mostly a critique that you'll very easily find female streamers who are blatantly pushing their figures to substitute for gaming content. Nothing inherently wrong with that as I see no issue with using your own body for money, but the issue is mostly them trying to cash out on phrases that don't include them. Like a high school dropout telling me he has a doctorate to boost his chances of landing a job.
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Sounds fishy 38 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
As for fake rape reports, I am of the belief that we should always assume that the report is faulty until proven otherwise. It could be a misidentification, misunderstanding of language, actually a legitimately and intention fake, or worst of all an actual rape. Rape a very serious thing. I'm not qualified to make judgements on the guilty or not guilty status of a person. I just know that it is necessary to assume innocence or at least "not guilty".

Further, if we did away with the presumption of innocence, then the entire legal system would collapse and far more innocents will be punished unjustly. Your father goes on a fishing trip for a few hours. He is accused of raping a woman during those hours instead. He has no way to prove that he was indeed fishing even though he was. Your father would be sentenced to possible decades in prison. This system unfortunately means that some guilty people will slip through, but that is better than tens of thousands of innocents being shoved in.
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Sounds fishy 38 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I agree with you @guest_, but the simple act of feeling wronged does not necessarily mean an unlawful act was made. I would agree that it is immoral to do so as it decreases the well-being of the person, but there in some cases there is no precedent for such feelings of being wrong and many instances where the opposite was met. Imagine a husband giving his wife a quick kiss before going to work. He does it everyday, and she enjoys it everyday. And then without warning, she suddenly feels wronged by it.

There is a lot of nuance to any discussion about physical gestures and unspoken consent given how little humans communicate with words. The exact percentages are impossible to nail down, but a significant part of our communication is done without a single word being spoken from our posture, our expression, and even the amount that our eyelids are closed. I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I just wanted to point this out.
People these days 6 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
His wand looks like a fancy buttplug. Go check.
Hissss 7 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
This show was all kinds of fucked, but I loved it
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All righty then 34 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
You heard it from @famousone everybody. Pick up your guns, go to the nearest school, and open fire. Maybe one of those kids are a lizard person sent by the Illuminati. It's worth killing all those innocents according to @famousone.

I have to wonder what he would think if his own children would have been on that bus. I'll show him some respect by believing that he doesn't really think this bullshit he's spouting is true.
All righty then 34 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I actually had a similar discussion about this on different forms of magic. If I sell you a car, there is an actual use for this car. You can drive it to work, take your kids to school, or go buy food.

If I sell you a missle, then I know exactly what you plan to do with that missle. There is only one thing a missle is made to do. The intention of the creator, seller, and the buyer is to murder people. There is no ambiguity here.
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All righty then 34 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Hey, do you mind if I killed you? Well, I won't be killing you. I'll just give someone the gun to kill you. That way I'm totally innocent.
Some news for you 41 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Famousone, you seem to be a parody of a patriotic person. I have difficulty telling if you are serious with your claims or not. It's not even important if you are the most moral child rapist to ever exist. You can be the most moral rapist anyone has ever imagined. That doesn't make you moral. It makes you not as horrible.

As for agreeing to give away your rights, that's impossible. Rights can never be given away. If your rights are ever made unavailable to you evem by your own will, then your rights are being violated. You can choose not to eat if you want. But it is immoral and a violation of your rights for someone else to decide you don't get to eat even if you agree.
Some news for you 41 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I am fully aware of what happens to countries without a military. There are indeed some necessary evils that must be made. That doesn't mean I can't be critical of those evils though. The better option here is to convince the citizens as to why they should allow their rights to be stripped in order to defend their country. It's not exactly realistic, but that's the moral approach.

And if we narrow down to convincing trans people to die for their country, we could better narrow it down to trans people being forced to die for the citizens of said country. Now remember that trans people are one of the most disliked minorities in the U.S....
Some news for you 41 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I think it's good too. The less people being forced into sacrificing their lives the better. The only real loss here is for the weirdos who wanted to join anyways.
Parents these days. 5 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Your imaginary friends never really go away. They just get bigger.
But I still have imaginary friends and not even all of them like me. We sing songs sometimes when they aren't whispering mean things.
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People these days 6 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I have a very strict view of canon. If it's not mentioned in the original books, then it isn't canon. Sadly, I don't consider it to be canon. It definitely has a "you can consider it side canon" thing to it though. Death of the Author and all. Her own ideas about what is and what isn't canon has no more weight than the opinions of any random person.

(I'm aware of the irony of using Death of the Author here. Death of the author is supposed to stop the limitations of the text's meaning while my usage is to directly limit what is and what is not canon.)
People these days 6 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I actually really liked it. I already had a headcannon that he loved Grindelwald. so it felt like my OTP was canon when I learned about it. It wasn't mentioned in the actual story, but it didn't need to be. Remember kiddos, what you see in the story is only a really superficial take on the world.
Rip Stan lee you will be missed 2 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I was sick of these memes on the day he died, so you can imagine my opinion of them weeks later.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear a red suit 21 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Yes, he was molesting someone, but you just assaulted a man who very likely could have been innocent. You aren't qualified to make these decisions. Just call the cops.
jewjitsu 7 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Nothing like genital mutilation. The major thing missing here is the baby crying in extreme pain from having a large amount of skin cut off without anesthesia.
Girls on BC can relate 4 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I think my acne medicine may be making more depressed, but I'd rather be dead than an acne covered teen.
Change my mind 14 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Are you sorry that the education taught him that two dads plus two moms adds to four parents? Because that is the corrrect answer. Please go look up the Dunning-Kruger Effect please as you sound very confident in your ignorance.
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I was never told about this in science class 12 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
"And on the fifth day, The Black Science man made the Earth, and he saw that this shit was dope."

Fun (possible) fact: The second day in the Biblical creation myth was never referred to as being good by God. This led some priests to believe that the number two was unlucky. I can't find a source for this unforunately, so take it with a grain of salt.
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Unconcious racism is everywhere 5 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I remember the time I was given the certified black gentleman pass once. It was to let me send it to someone so that they could make some meme or joke. I never actually found out why they asked me to send it.
Neil degrasse tyson knows pretty much everything 5 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Fucking hell. I tend to get uncomfortable being around men or when listening to their voices, but Neil is one of those few exceptions where I can just listen to him talk and be satisfied.