spiritanimal

spiritanimal


Lawyer, musician, recovering addict, fangirl, and non-recovered internet addict. I love you all. (I'm the blonde.) Kisses and hugs.

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Dolphins get high 21 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
Gives "puff, puff, pass" a whole new meaning.
Are you gay? 31 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
I am gayer than a figure-skating fairy but I did not get a grey elephant from Denmark. Hmm.
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When I thought I had $60 in my wallet but I only had 6 6 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
Moose don't use human currency
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Tie till 26 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
Just my 2 cents...
I'm a recovering drug addict, and the legality of the drugs I used wouldn't have changed my addiction one bit. Addiction is classified as a disease, and it took a lot of effort and dedication for me (and others I know in recovery) to get clean. Drug addicts are not stupid, un-evolved, sub-humans who need to be weeded out by natural selection. We are (generally) intelligent, loving, productive people who just need some help and support to get our lives back on track. The implication that I deserved to have been weeded out by natural selection is hurtful and demoralizing.
That's just my opinion, however I do respect anyone else's, so long as it is thought out and not hateful.
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All my undersloths 6 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
and OCD, law-abiding freaks...
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They call me coffee. [first post to FS, please be kind:-)] 10 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
Excellent HIMYM reference, good sir.
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A good present idea 11 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
I have no idea why, but I thought this entire thing was miniature. Mini bottle, mini chocolates...I think it's time for sleep now.
Sudden clarity clarence 39 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
jb, I was woefully unaware of the form. I'm putting in my request for several now, so they will be on file for future reference. Much appreciated. ;)
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Sudden clarity clarence 39 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
I was making a joke. Wow, some of y'all must be really fun at parties.
I don't begrudge anyone their opinion or their religion. All I ask is that you don't condemn me because of who I love. I respect you if you respect me. Very simple. Didn't mean to start any kind of debate. Have a lovely night.
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Sudden clarity clarence 39 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
The gay mafia? That sounds intriguing. You must be privy to information that I, a lowly lesbian citizen, am not. I would love to hear your intelligent, knowledgable and (I'm sure) well though-out theories on said mafia.
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Sudden clarity clarence 39 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
Woo-hoo! I'm helping contribute to the overpopulation problem! Maybe I'll use this argument when I come out to my religious family.
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In honor of one of the most funniest men alive. RIP Robin Williams 35 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
Thanks for the advice. I'll know better next time. I really do just want to be a part of all the love I see here. So thanks again for accepting my apology :)
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In honor of one of the most funniest men alive. RIP Robin Williams 35 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
Perhaps I deleted it because I saw how insensitive it was and didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I apologize for the original comment- it was made in haste, and was absolutely inappropriate. I will miss this wonderful man terribly.
Also, I'm fairly new to the FunSubstance community and didn't want to get off on a bad foot :/
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This made me mad 10 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
In the cartoon, the knife was made of butter.
Useless bits of information take up approximately 97% of my available brain space. It's a problem.
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What could inspire such a perfectly blissful smile? 2 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
I went to the same college as him. Eyyooo
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Dental mannequins are kind of terrifying 11 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
Feed me
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When You Hear About Someone You Hate: 3 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
I will never not give this gif a thumbs up.
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Tipsy or Sober? 2 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
Oh god...so drunk...
When someone makes fun of me 14 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
This is my favorite gif on the internet.
Baby face 15 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
M O I S T U R I Z E M E
Different keyboard users 7 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
Writer here!
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At least I'm well-rested 1 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
Aaand this is what being in recovery from alcoholism/addiction in college looks like! At least I remember what I did this weekend.
nailed it! 6 comments
spiritanimal · 10 years ago
That jaw-line tho...
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