It's not like I wanted to sleep tonight

He looks like a soldier

REJECTED!!!!!!

Shhh! She's praying

It's a hare

That's bullshit, I have asbergers and I'm antisocial and it is hard to make friends. This is bullshit

A new fish, let's kill it
Sarcasm

It's kung fu

WHAT THE F###!!!

Why not put two condoms on

Storms cause blackouts

I've relised the time and matter fly past me as I stare into deep space without realising that my time is soon

Actually their are 7.5 billion people in the world

Gay has two definitions, happy and homosexual. boy go to school and learn English

You should see a doctor about your melting heart, it's dangerous

Where's australia

Their happy because their with Xbox not PlayStation

Police are their for your protection, not to be called pigs by greedy idiots

Deal with it

Woooo ARMY HOOORAA

Me every morning, but does this mean I'm jesus

I watch that show every night