But when they're mad or scared they're Evil. Especially with that scary clicking noise they make, sheesh.

Texas

I need to know then, are my daughters names stupid or mispelled? KASHMIR, SCARLET, and JUSTICE.

The Rothschild's.

While Kunuckles and Flapjack were looking for Candy Island. Bacon Island was what I was looking for.

Is this the guy getting a "Lap dance" from a girl but in reality she was grinding his belly, on Tosh.O?

The limp, lifeless arm, gets me EVERYTIME!!

Some Crazy Dentist with a gun.

Pug-ception

RAP SUCKS!!

90s kids were born in the late 80s were close to 30. Thank you very much.
- A 90s kid.

I was about to ask if this is true. But your profile name answered my question.

My wife and I plan on going as shadows and have our oldest daughter(11) go with our two other girls (7&1) and tell the candy giver-outter " This is our first time we've gone trick or treating since we lost our parents in a car accident two Halloweens ago." While we stand behind them a couple feet away.

Exactly!!! Gay marriage, murder, divorce, lust. It's ALL the same in the eyes of God.

I'm against #s, but not bullying.

I think it looks better black................. OH NO, RACE WARS!!!!

Straight outta Whoville!!

Choo Choo, next stop my thighs.

You're a jerk.

Baby, Beluga. Baby, Beluga.

Because it's APPLE. You payed for the "NAME", not quality. They don't feel they need to tie up loose ends. Slap it together, as cheap as possible. Mark up the prices on it, because it's APPLE of course. HUGE PROFITS!!!

That sounds like the opposite of a problem.

I used to do that too, and wondered if they thought I couldn't count.

DAMN, Harry Shearer is GONE now that's probably gonna happen! Doh!!

Yeah we were eliminated in the first round but... Love the Spurs shoutout!!