I would sell you to Satan for a nickelback Cd

This is why we can't have nice things

Just slowly close the lid and turn it on.

There is a special place in hell for posters like you

Didn't say we couldn't bring bug spray

Almost as bad as buying McDonald's food and going into burger king to eat it...

They called me a nerd for playing the violin, I will teach them...

I am not trying to start an argument, but reasons like this are why I am no longer a Christian, I don't dislike anyone based on their beliefs, but when they dont even follow their own religious "laws" it makes me wonder what the truth actually is.

I'm irish, and I have to Sat that book 3 of this series is better

WOuld you like some ice with that burn?

The real question is, who really cares?

that looks severely uncomfortable

Someone hit me with their car i am going to the hospital

Looks so goooood

I cringe at the thought that one wrong move and you are dead

OH MY GOD. she looks just like the old psychic lady from the Poltergeist.

Oh hell no i is white and i aint touching no slimy ass floppy chunk of ugly

I mailed myself a potato, I never got it.

What if he was just lifting his leg to fart?

You can call me what every you want as long as you give me a cake

that could be the overly attached girl friend emoji

U wot m8