Black Panther or Deathstroke, full stop.

He's my fave

This is why you don't fight cars.

"How're you doing?"
*does finger guns*
"Cap that's not an answer."

This makes me crack up everytime

There's a lot I could say about Hydra Cap (just scroll through my comments, I say a lot about this abomination), but what the hell is wrong with his eyes?!

"Can you call 911"
"I have a boyfriend."
"Ma'am please I'm bleeding out."

My science teacher had a skull in his classroom so everyday without fail I'd kneel on the ground holding the skull and say this. I'm pretty sure he hated me.

After I watched Lord of the Rings I went out to learn archery and several mishaps later I now win competitions. Make your life a little less boring, go out, make a cake, steal a traffic light. To quote a good man, "we're all stories in the end. Just make it good one, eh?"

Miramax what the hell?

Do you bite your paw at me, sir?

*opens history textbook*
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

I want to cry

I'm in Washington while my dog is staying with my parents across the country and the first time I Skyped him he started licking the screen

A comment on this was that the human world should be drawn in the style of lilo and stitch and the monster world in the computer animated style of monsters inc.

Make a better world for theoretical astrophysicists

Walk walk fashion baby

*smiling all throughout*
*gets to the last one*
whAT T HE FUCKK

Silly peasant.