Woooow!! The level of unprofessionalism. I don't like to be called out like that when I'm clocked in.

I gotta ask... Who's corpse is that?

If you'd just made your coffee at home and would cut out your beloved avocado toast, you millenials could buy million-dollar-mansions, but alas

Oh, my! Those are some juicy lips....

As a wise kid once wrote on a banner "Abort everyone and hail Satan"

you were the ugly kid, right?

love me some (dick)cheese cheetos

German speaking person here: I have never used, or heard of this word.

My god I feel old and embarassed

Sooo.... Is that an insult or a compliment?

The stripes don't match up in the bottom left corner... OH THE HORROR!!

Not an ass man, but DAMN! Laurence Croft got cake!

Probably a deer to themselves: "Ahhh... Why is it spiky?!"

That cat sized present is all I've ever wanted.

Pal, we post memes here...

Now go to your room (for about a minute) and think what you've done

Eat the rich. Animal style.

I aspire to be this petty in life

You lied! There is nothing in the comments... except my lousy comment.

That's foreshadowing. He's into SM now.

Seeing that I'm :/ and insecure and unstable, I need you to be h.t.t.p.S

Cute! But I like the one where he is sitting on the road site exposing his legs more.

He sure did pledge allegiance to the flag