"Astronaut salary"

The look on her face! >D

Good and bad is kind of an over simplification (not wrong). I only say this because its a really beautiful, healthy eastern philosophy and its annoying when it is slapped on yoga mats and bumper stickers.
- The black is feminine, darkness, night, covert, mysterious, ending and the white is light, masculine, openness, earthly, beginnings. It is more about balance, rather than putting up with the bad for the sake of the good.

... too cold for women? It's called a sweater.

In case you ever find yourself both as a princess and needing to fight.... it could happen

Then just stay home. If you pulled out your phone, you aren't adding anything entertaining or intellectually stimulating. People aren't a television, its a two way thing.

well that's a nightmare waiting to happen.

We should definitely be researching male birth control. In the world of gender equality, it would be good for men to have that ability....but a switch? That seems potentially dangerous and likely malfunction.

It is totally different. That photo is terrible fashion. Not washing your hair until it clumps could be considered gross for hygienic reasons.

These make me laugh... camping with dogs is basically every 10 minutes.
Dog: "OH GOD I HEARD A THING... GOTTA GET THE THING."
Dog 2: Oh no there's a thing, protect me from the thing...oh nooooooo"

And there is is folks... I'm now done with the internet for the day

Perv squirrels watching you shower... also you're up when the sun is up.

Morning pep talk

Cat's not even comfortable ... just has to be in the way

That "dog" clearly knows things. I would follow him if I came across him in the woods.