I met a guy on Tinder who seemed great. I was planning on meeting up with him. Then he says he has an "amazing trick." He said he could guess a woman's bra size just by seeing a picture of her top less. That was the end of that.
There are good ones on there though. I met someone and we've been dating for a year and a half

Wow... no wonder you got sick

Excuse my ignorance but how big is a mozzarella ball?

For a 74 year old, I think he's still pretty attractive

I was doing my road test on a major road when they told me to turn left onto a side streer. She said I made a short left, but told me to keep going. As we were driving back she told me I failed for driving on the wrong side of the road because of that short left

That's the only one I can understand. The rest? No idea. Although I want to know the stories behind them

There were so many customers I wanted to tell off, but I loved my job despite that and didn't want to lose it

I just left retail after being in the industry for years. I worked at all different types of stores. Do you want to know what I remember now more than anything else? The amazing customers. In the moment, I hated those assholes customers. But I don't even remember them anymore. Just focus on the good