Stonedknight

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Sweet, sweet irony 8 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
Sorry but it's real :(
New car 6 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
Is he bragging that he has car insurance?
How they hire bus drivers 6 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I had a terrible bus driver in middle school also. She always came late and would bring her kid on the bus a lot of the time. We were late to finals because she never came and a parent finally drove us. the school almost refused to let us take the test because we were late. Sometimes she came like 15 minutes early and we missed the bus. We also joked that we would sacrifice someone to a passing car to please the gods so she would come. We were a little messed up
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Great to be deaf 15 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
Hoes apparently
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A new life hack 7 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
No problem :)
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A new life hack 7 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Someone try it out 8 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
He didn't say no!
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Karate Lawyer 6 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I'm getting so tired of NY politicians, past and present
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Do you wear warm pajamas? 14 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
There was a follow up! It turns out after it went viral she messaged him again and he felt bad because he lied. He saw them in target on sale and wanted to buy them for her and it turns out that was a lie they weren't even on sale he just wanted to get them for her
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Good ol' wrong number trolling 8 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
College pussy? Is Jacob in high school or is he 50?
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Imagine 11 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I wouldn't mind a ring that size. My only issue is the diamonds because I don't really like them. I never saw the appeal of spending a ton of money on a ring because it had huge diamonds
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Just shower thoughts 5 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
That's something a cat would do
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c o n s u m e 5 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I've taken a few CPR classes and have never seen a dummy look like that
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I WOULD NEVER RIDE IT 41 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
This is Kingda Ka at Six Flags in New Jersey. If you want to ride it make sure you go on a beautiful day. They close it if it's too windy out. Plus it's usually super crowded, over a two hour wait each time I went. I never got a chance to ride it :(
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Immoral f*cktards like this can go f*ck themselves 19 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
That shelter should have never let them adopt another animal
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Send panis and testacals 10 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I was so thrown off by her statement I couldn't think. I just thought she had no idea what his plans were
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Send panis and testacals 10 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I know someone who's studying to be a priest. When he was still in college this girl always flirted with him and he was uncomfortable with it and asked if I could talk to her. So I did. Her response? "He's only being a priest because he hasn't met the right girl yet. Once he does he'll see his mistake." When I told him we both had a good laugh
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Haunting images from WWII 15 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I read a book in middle school called The Wave by Todd Strasser. It was about a high school history class who couldn't understand why people would follow Hitler so the teacher created an experiment to show them and it goes wrong. It's not a true story and it does have some issues but it really got through to me as a kid
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Eminem lawsuit 15 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
The song is called Headlights with Nate Ruess. After I heard it I stopped listening to Cleaning Out My Closest knowing how he felt about it
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Drawing progress (not mine) 7 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
But they still can't draw the second eye
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I feel you man 8 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I hated the whole Emily storyline. I can't even watch the episodes with her in them anymore
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Student rejoice 6 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
Cooking is a great way for me to relieve stress. I have no idea why but I love cooking and I just blast music, sing along, and go nuts in the kitchen
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Burger king education 7 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
But they can spell management right...
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911 was unalived I'm the only one here. Fear me humans 6 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I miss my snake so much. He died and I have no idea why :(
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Finger shoes 5 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
It took me way too long to figure out what was happening here
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