Is anyone a clarinet player here? How do you even play that note? I play bass clarinet so I’ve never seen that before

Nah he knows EXACTLY what he’s doing

Someone in my neighborhood had a drunk driver swing around the corner and hit his parked car. The guy fled. Ton of damage. Best part? Drunk guy left his bumper behind... with his license plate

My dog had the same issue. These worked so well

I went to a concert and the band sounded awesome live but it was the concert itself that rocked. It was video game themed and the stage was a giant old school arcade game. Every song was a different level. Half way through they played Street Fighter on the stage/arcade game. They came out on stage to a “Choose your player” menu option and when they were “chosen,” they were shot out of the stage. Favorite concert ever

I’m not sure if it was this dog but I read something about this happening so they gave him a job in city hall greeting people instead

*Rap God plays in the background*

Calm down Rachel Green

As someone who just had their credit card cancelled by the bank, I'm going to say yes they do

Next you're going to tell me that chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows

Wormholes. Definitely wormholes

I don't want that to be the halftime show. I want that to happen the whole game. I want him to comment on the people in the audience and the crappy commercials and basically everything else besides the game