Technically that one dog isn’t on the couch

Young Papa Johns

Ok ClungebobCumpants

The cat in back has a look like “see? This is the shit I deal with. He needs help”

I would love this. Except I crave buffalo wings instead of chocolate

I teach Earth Science in a NYC public high school. I’m a special education teacher. Most of my kids have learning disabilities. They read at a 3rd-7th grade level and their math skills are even lower.
NONE of them think the Earth is flat and they think it is ridiculous that people believe that. This was before I taught them anything about the subject

“Haha I saw that and thought of you”

My mom’s company used to make a really popular gum. I’d get like 20 packs for $3.50 when it was $1 a pack in stores. In middle school I made a menu with the options and gave them out. Kids placed orders and i’d charge them $10

Proof Nibiru is real

What about purple? I knew a kid with one brown and one purple eye

Except when I see huskies I think moon moon

Is there a video for this?

I can’t tell if they are being insulting or are genuinely warning them what happens so they don’t get offended

I’m going on my first real road trip this summer. I’m so excited. And it’s weird to think I know nothing about where I’m going but to a lot of people it’s their hometown

E: Everything