So weird he only shot her in the neck

Meanwhile, I draw stick figures with scoliosis

Don’t worry kid. It’s not mine either

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I have never seen nor read Lord of the Rings. I think it’ll be the next series I start

I always wanted a guinea pig but I was never allowed to have one but I’ve had nearly ever other pet you can imagine

I was thinking of flat earthers today. Does anyone know one? I want to know their reasoning behind why they think the government is lying to us. How do they benefit from that lie?

I went to a movie with my ex and his parents once. We went back to his house. His dad is a SWAT officer who has seen a lot of horrible stuff (drug overdoses, murder, suicide). He was the first one in the house. He unlocked the door and went towards the bathroom. Came running past us and went outside and threw up all over the lawn. Turns out the pug got into the chocolate and had explosive diarrhea. After seeing his reaction, I went nowhere near it

This was me after I chopped most of my hair off

I spent ten hours playing video games today. I know the feeling

When they can play guitar

My mom isn’t rude to them but often makes the “if it doesn’t scan it’s free joke” and I groan every time. She believes she’s being funny

Me with the coworker I’m crushing on :/

I don’t think he’s bad looking but definitely not sexiest man alive

I was too busy looking at all the crap in the windshield I didn’t notice the dog

If bail is $24 million maybe he deserves to stay in prison

And I thought my contrabass clarinet was ridiculous

That school is amazing

Flutes can’t play that low of a note..