Stonedknight

stonedknight


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Cute idiots 4 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
My cat is amazing. He sits and waits for people to pet him. He lets anyone hold him. He even has no problem with kids. He sleeps on my bed almost every night even though I’ll wake up at 2am and he’s standing over me. Sorry I freaking love my cat
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Greatest accomplishment 3 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Nice
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Hard times call for desperate measures *tearing intensifies* 22 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Last Kiss by Pearl Jam was the first really sad song I ever heard
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The glorious american system 14 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
I’m a teacher and I make around 50k but I live in NY. Rent is over 1200 a month for a one bedroom anywhere driveable from where I teach. I also have crazy student loan debts bc my family made “too much” for me to get grants, I pay 200 a paycheck for my grad studies. I also have to pay union dues, car insurance, car payment, phone bills, internet, food, etc. I have insurance but it’s still expensive for dental work (200+ for a crown not including root canal). I have debt from a surgery I needed. I don’t take a lot home after all that and most of it goes into a savings account. I work two jobs plus took on extra responsibilities at work including running regents prep, after school clubs, and administrative duties. My salary is not enough for me to live on my own so I have to live with roommates
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So no-one told you life was gonna be this way 10 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
D for David even though he was in like four episodes
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Here lies.. 92 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Here lies me. She was just going on her lunch
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Hmmmmmm 13 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
No one commented in a day? It appears we’re at a split-end
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His dad is savage 3 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Two of my students have a father who comes up randomly to check in on them. He will ask for any teacher they have who’s available at the time to talk to him so he can see how their grades and behavior is. The other day I had the pleasure of escorting him to their classrooms so he could see how they work. One teacher invited him to sit in on the class and he did. I love parents like this. They care so much. 90% of my students have parents who don’t give a crap about them and it hurts because they have no one pushing them to do better at home
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The future is here 9 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
You need Star Trekking before you have Star Warsing
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Right on, Ricky 41 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
So... what was the joke?
The closest target is a 12 minute drive away 4 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
It’s a Mean Girls reference
Yo justin! 6 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
It’s a place for people to put their cigarette butts. Putting your butt in that side means you like that Justin more. Smart idea actually because it deters people from littering.. unless they hate both Justins
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Unlimited money 15 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Invest a ton of money in a company with high stock then buy it back the next day
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Magnificent 6 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
This is gonna be me after finishing my edTPA for my teaching certification
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Good night 6 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
It’s a British show. It’s like Maury meets Jerry Springer
Interesting life 4 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
The bottom is so low on the new one she’s gonna scratch it up pulling into a driveway
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Jay-Z 5 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Jay-Z was Becky with the good hair all along
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Gonna freeze myself to find out 3 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
I hope Busted’s predictions are true and we live under water with triple breasted women
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It was him 5 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
How did he forget that he gave you an extra key?!
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Hide yo kids 3 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
The milk might not have been part of the free lunch program. I know it was extra when I was a kid
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Two Class Acts and a Shit Internet 5 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
I’m not religious but when people say they’re praying for me I say thank you. Why? Because Aunt Mary is a retired secretary, not a doctor. I don’t want her giving me medical advice and I appreciate the prayers since it’s all she can do when she lives 10+ hours away
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The struggle is real 6 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Don’t forget about tampons. On their own they aren’t too expensive but add it in with everything else
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Good guy 5 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
In the US we don’t have that. Plus it isn’t required to know how to drive manual so people could have their license for years then decide they want to drive stick
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That’s not how any of this works 1 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
I plugged my Switch into my MacBook and it started charging the MacBook
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I'm not even that good looking. I swear women have some magical powers 12 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
For people who don’t usually get compliments it could be
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