Stonedknight

stonedknight


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This Dog's Scream sounds exactly like a Person whose Soul is being ripped out [LOUD] 8 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Oh no! That’s so sad. Growing up around another dog probably helped. His was alone for a few years. I hope your dog is alright!!
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beam me up, scotty! 3 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
How can you think it’s data?!
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This vodka review 6 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Maybe the UK life was the fantasy you lived while drinking
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This Dog's Scream sounds exactly like a Person whose Soul is being ripped out [LOUD] 8 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
My boyfriends dog does something similar. She was pulled away from her mom at a young age and never learned to bark properly so she makes that sound instead
Sad story 6 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
She said she got a new car. She didn’t say it was the Porsche
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How to get inside story 2 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
*inserts markiplier deep throating the boom mic*
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Most Googled State 19 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Probably Wyoming asking “What is Wyoming?”
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Wait there's more 3 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Not a spoiler but if you haven’t seen Deadpool 2 yet don’t stay till after credits. There’s no scene. They’re during the credits
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Maybe this is truly an unpopular opinion 6 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
My extended family did this with their mother. All the kids surrounded her and she looked an inch away from death. It was terrible and they do not see the problem with it
Well played 44 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Thank you! As a biological anthropology major this is what I was hoping to see here
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Not rich? Well that's why you're poor 12 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
It’s possible to feed a family of four for $100 a week but you’re eating shitty, processed food
It's not easy being a parent 11 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Her expression says it all
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Someone's about to get f**ked 6 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Call emergency services and tell them your location. Usually they’re posting because they have no idea where the vehicle is. They do this in the US for missing kids and adults. It’s good but has some problems. I got surrounded by cops once bc my car was similar to the one on the sign (same color, suv, and the license plate started with the same letters.) it was terrifying
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I don't wanna think about this 14 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
What if we’re already in the other universe?
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Bad b*tch 2 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
I had surgery and was incredibly high on painkillers the first time I saw Peppa Pig. My mom came home to my stoned ass screaming at this terrible pig. She’s the worst.
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No respect for cheaters 34 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
Not at all! My ex was a horrible person. You just gotta find the right person for you that makes you happy
No respect for cheaters 34 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
EXACTLY! And she also complains about how she can’t find a good guy. I’m glad she can’t. I wouldn’t want any human to have to put up with her
No respect for cheaters 34 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
@diyrogue I know how you feel. A woman my bf works with doesn’t understand how he can be happy with just me and she constantly makes inappropriate comments to him (asks his dick size, how he is in bed). She doesn’t understand why he won’t play along. This is a woman who has a husband AND a boyfriend
A tribute to grandmas everywhere 7 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
My grandma passed away about two weeks ago. This reminded me of how awesome she was. Thank you OP. I needed this today
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Your choice 17 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
^ found the Ravenclaw
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What is life 6 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
This is amazing. I wish my parents and step-parents got along like this
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Right that's 1 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
It can be read in a lot of ways and still make sense
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You know that feeling? 4 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
I’ve been sick for three weeks. I can’t wait to feel this again
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That's not what I expected. (NSFW because Major Spoiler) 7 comments
stonedknight · 6 years ago
No it’s not. I promise
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