Storyteller

storyteller


Sorry if you expected a story, I’m a liar I guess.

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Civilian Crown Vics should be banned 5 comments
storyteller · 16 weeks ago
Maybe just wear your seatbelt?
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Life of the stormtrooper 4 comments
storyteller · 16 weeks ago
I’m not your dude, Canada.
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Why do they build with cardboard? 5 comments
storyteller · 19 weeks ago
Joke’s on you but also I don’t know why.
Carrie-anne moooos 2 comments
storyteller · 20 weeks ago
This is real depressing to think about.
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AI is getting smarter 1 comments
storyteller · 21 weeks ago
AI: Well I tried. Good for me.
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The office word count 2 comments
storyteller · 21 weeks ago
I find this so fascinating and I would love if more shows were done.
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Absolut legend 4 comments
storyteller · 21 weeks ago
That’s why it says NEVER FORGET. They won’t let you.
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Im hannah 25 comments
storyteller · 21 weeks ago
I never said the guy wasn’t to blame and we don’t know if she did blame the guy. For all we know she may have divorced him because he is the most at fault here, for sure. And you’re right, she has no obligation to this other woman but if she did know she was married and still did what she did, then I think this woman has every right to be angry at her. Like I said, in my opinion, it’s a shitty thing to do.
Im hannah 25 comments
storyteller · 22 weeks ago
I get that sentiment and I’m all for not blaming someone especially if they didn’t know the person they are sleeping with is in a relationship. But if she did know, then fuck her. True she has no obligation but it’s still a shitty thing to do and you get what you get.
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Mad ugandan lad 5 comments
storyteller · 26 weeks ago
You know what? She deserves the 40M. He stole her money and then won the 100M with her money. He wouldn’t have won it if he wasn’t a thief.
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I know somebody who actually met his gf on here 15 comments
storyteller · 27 weeks ago
I’ve foiled your plan!
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An interesting title 10 comments
storyteller · 28 weeks ago
Yes. Queen.
Good for her.
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When your shadow betrays you 6 comments
storyteller · 28 weeks ago
I should have said “fact”. We were in high school, facts did not not matter. Only penis humor did.
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When your shadow betrays you 6 comments
storyteller · 28 weeks ago
In high school a friend and I read a fact that the smaller your penis is when flaccid, the bigger it is erect so we would always joke and with our manliest voices argue that our penis was so small, it was the smallest ever.
Please don’t remind me my past again.
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Also the signs 1 comments
storyteller · 28 weeks ago
I hate everything about this.
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Turned lvl 28 today, feeling kinda lonely.. Thank you for beeing the best! Just 2 comments
storyteller · 28 weeks ago
I finally got around to and beat The Ringed City DLC the other day. Oh boy, that final boss.
Good guy MatPat 5 comments
storyteller · 28 weeks ago
Because you should just inherently know everything always.You’re pathetic if not obviously.
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Adopt don't shop! After a year of recovery. Everyone, meet Champy! BTW today is his 7 comments
storyteller · 28 weeks ago
I hate the whole adopt don’t shop mentality and the “my breed is rescue”. I get that we shouldn’t support shops and give them business but the dogs ARE there and they will be killed if they’re too old, and they’re living in horrible conditions. Getting them out of that is rescuing them.
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A new song maybe maybe 9 comments
storyteller · 28 weeks ago
Tell me how to be less horrifying about a person’s mouth being a split across their face and when they talk the upper half of their head jiggles.
A new song maybe maybe 9 comments
storyteller · 29 weeks ago
South Park Canadians are split at the head.
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Seriously though..What should we choose 1 comments
storyteller · 29 weeks ago
Give him both. He could have said brown, tan, white, red, blue, purple but chose to be vague.
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Run! 5 comments
storyteller · 29 weeks ago
I CAN’T DELETE IT I CAN’T DELETE IT
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Kim possible 1 comments
storyteller · 29 weeks ago
Why’d you do this to me? I can’t unsee it. I didn’t want this.
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Hope he liked it 4 comments
storyteller · 29 weeks ago
The dedication is admirable.
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Dont know what to say sooo have a nice day 6 comments
storyteller · 30 weeks ago
Is everyone okay?
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