strikegoat

strikegoat


Never. Knows. Best.

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Is this just fantasy 12 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Open your eyes
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Nokia joke 3 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
I want this to be a movie.
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How supermarket are making millions 6 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Bananas and apples. That's what you'd pay more for.
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No, I must save the plunger! 13 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
It would've been so awesome if she put that shit on the wall and just hung from it like a boss.
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Someone's hungry 5 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
So is ringing someone up, have them tell a joke a couple of times and you tell them that you understood the joke, it just wasn't funny.
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How the Oscars work 23 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Yeah.
Anonymously posted because im scared to put this on my real account... >_< 52 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Since when do we not talk about mgoveia?
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Anonymously posted because im scared to put this on my real account... >_< 52 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
I'm assuming you're from Australia and the fact that you live there is inspirational enough for me.
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Kitchen that has an underground Fridge! 7 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
You could always get a mini fridge for your room.
How the Oscars work 23 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
I don't like that they put tom hanks in here like he's a bad actor.
Life's like a box of money 8 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
I'm already scared of how broke I am and how little money I'd whore myself out for.
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Life's like a box of money 8 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
You know... give me the box as is, and I'll be happy. And I'll do the weird stuff.
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Don't feed it after midnight 9 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
There is so much hate in those eyes.
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What 10 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
The rain can't get all the blood off of the guy you backed into.
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A long overdue thanks 6 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
A guy can too, it's just very unfortunate fom him when it's possible.
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Parenting done right 23 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
She'd wake up with a blow up doll that has nicolas cage's picture on it and a note saying, "come with it, then."
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Deport bieber 12 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
You suck cock for money.
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Deport bieber 12 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
That's dumb, guest. You suck cock, there is no money in it.
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Falling boys and panicked discos 34 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Not as concerned as your dates.
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Mitch Hedberg quotes 9 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
"Pringles has got to be the laziest company ever. I think Pringles was supposed to be a tennis ball company. But there was a mix up and they got potatoes instead and they said fuck it, cut'em up."
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You Spelled it Wrong 4 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Damn it, you misspelled "attention seeking whore" again!
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Hermione granger 17 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Damn. That is a sick ass burn.
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I work in the bistro at a grocery store. This pisses me off every day 5 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
They used to do this where I work until one person complained. We fucking hated the guy.
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Subtle humor 4 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
I read it as, "check, check, annnnnd CHECK. ;D."
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My precious sleep 5 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
"Filthy sunrisies."
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