Tennessee Ernie Ford isn't even a car.

Axel Rose has neither wheels nor flora on him.

David Bowie wasn't even a knife. (RIP)

Is he a biologist? Possibly a geneticist? I see flatworms.

The world definitely needs more hugs.

It gets the pee-shivers.

Is that the stargate?

Brindlefrock Cornstarch

Wouldn't that be Tiamat from Final Fantasy?

Those are some serious looking women.

Looks like a pissed off cat.

There is a shortage of skilled trade workers. Everyone is convinced they need to go to a university and get fancy degrees. Sadly many people think a plumber, electrician, carpenter, etc are a lower class.

Hoo boy. Too funny. :/

What happened? I'm not familiar with Gus.

Getting on the roof to turn the antenna around after a windstorm.
The tv remote was the youngest person in the room
Waiting for the tv to actually warm up.
The movie theater was literally the only place to see a movie without commercials.
The Wizard of Oz, King Kong, March of the Toy Soldiers, and Charlie Brown were holiday traditions.

They are all looking over my right shoulder.

Poor dog. There is no valid reason for that ridiculous chain.

Young regret

Hey! Did ya hear the one about fat americans?! Cause mericuns are all fat!! Haha fat americans being all fat with their american fatness......

Geez, I remember these trucks driving slowly over whole cars and everyone going crazy about it. Now they are doing flips...incredible.

I can't help but to say "beep-boop" when it bops their helmets.