There is probably something in their head causing the to eat too much. Maybe as a kid food was used as a reward instead of praise. Maybe food was a way to keep the child quiet instead of dealing with him. Maybe as an adult the child grew up associating food with feeling better. Maybe as a result the persons self esteem sunk so low that he wondered why bother going to a gym. Maybe he was laughed out of a gym. Maybe he got so used to being the butt of the jokes he started making them himself. Maybe the only attention he got was being that joke.
Nah...
Surely it must be because he is a lazy slob.

When I was young I remember getting a box of used toys, some of which were broken. I remember telling my mom that santa didn't bring anything I wanted and looking back I can't imagine the heartbreak I caused saying that. It still bothers me to this day, at 43 years old, that I did that. Not really sure if the santa myth is a good one. Why do gifts have to come from a mythological character anyway and what does it have to do with the birth of Jesus or the winter solstice?

Looks like the Isle of Mann TT. If you've never heard of it, check it out. One of the greatest motorcycle races in the world. Craziest too.

Feh, those rifles don't use belted ammunition.

He's lucky it worked. I was involved with a wildfire on Long Island back in 95, most of the Hamptons were burning. One if the biggest issues we had was the fact that all the fire hydrants were empty. The whole system had zero water pressure. They ended up trucking water in in tankers.
We learned the hydrants were dry when we hooked up to one and opened up the deck gun. The deck gun puts out about 1000gpm and we had a 500 gallon tank on the pumper. 30 seconds of water and it shut off.

Always been fascinated by things like this. Fetishes and the like. How do things like that get sexualized? And why is a foot fetish so unacceptable? I don't understand it but it doesn't bother me either, seems pretty tame to many other more extreme fetishes. Also, how does one broach the subject with a lover? "Hey honey, could you stick your big toe in my mouth?" Maybe it's just my inexperience with being intimate but I'd think it would be really awkward discussing stuff like that.

How did the head come off though? I find it hard to believe he just ripped it off. Maybe he came across an already deceased stag?

The white fur looks like a polar bear sauntering away.

Tool is not even handy.
Train doesn't even run on rails.
Slipknot isn't even made out of rope.
Blue Oyster Cult is neither seafood nor a cult.
Flock of Seagulls can't even fly.
Genesis wasn't even in the bible.
Weezer doesn't even have asthma.
The Who all have names.
Led Zeppelin never led a blimp anywhere.
Iron Maiden isn't made of metal nor are they a medieval torture device.
Biohazard isn't even dangerous to the environment.
Ministry isn't even a church.
Disturbed seems pretty sane.
ha. This is fun.

Gives a new meaning to hot potato.

He could be sticking his hand in motor oil.

Tennessee Ernie Ford isn't even a car.

Axel Rose has neither wheels nor flora on him.

David Bowie wasn't even a knife. (RIP)

Is he a biologist? Possibly a geneticist? I see flatworms.

The world definitely needs more hugs.

It gets the pee-shivers.

Is that the stargate?

Brindlefrock Cornstarch

Wouldn't that be Tiamat from Final Fantasy?

Those are some serious looking women.

Looks like a pissed off cat.

There is a shortage of skilled trade workers. Everyone is convinced they need to go to a university and get fancy degrees. Sadly many people think a plumber, electrician, carpenter, etc are a lower class.