Sorcery!

What the hell is an incel now? What is with all these new names for things? Is this like cis or something? What the hell is cis anyway??
Stuff like this makes me feel so old.

Ovaries of steel.

Hope she returns home safe.

Jus hang loose blud, she gon catch you in da rebound with da medeci
What it is big momma, my momma ain't raise no dummy. I dug her rap!
Cut me some slack jack!
Chump don wan da help, chump don get da help. Jive ass dudes ain't got da brains anyhow.
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Galaga
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Ape hangers on bicycles
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Corduroys (zzzzzit, zzzzit, zzzzit)
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Parachute pants with too many zippers
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Buying an album based on the record jacket. Molly Hatchet anyone?
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The diner in Woolworths.
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Kill a commie for mommy.
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Lyle Alzedo

That is the grouchy old man of the bird world.

Is that the dog who wants to drink a burger and eat a coke?

I have had this argument with people. I don't like american cheese but everyone seems obsessed with putting it on hamburgers and egg sandwiches. I ordered a hamburger at Wendy's and got a cheeseburger, I said I didn't want a cheeseburger...they said it comes with the hamburger. I don't want a cheeseburger...but the cheese is free!...still don't want it....but you don't even taste the cheese.....then why is it there?

The rare square-wave spider has evolved digital webs.

I like the censor uno card.

That took me longer to figure out than I care to admit.

That's cool and sad.

Just wait til you're in your 40s, it's like they are speaking a different language.

Capybara is everyones friend.

Is she even of age?

Bless this guy.

Randy Marsh?

Is that Japan? Looks like Mt. Fuji and sakura trees.

How the hell does he know it's there?! Jjst go breaking rocks apart til something neat pops up?