Elijah Shadbolt

sublimegamer


Creationist Christian Evangelist

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Some short jokes to brighten your day 22 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
Well yes, but only from those who use funsubstance. We cannot know how many people like anyone in the real world.
Some short jokes to brighten your day 22 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
If we look at the facts, it simply means you have received more likes than the people who very rarely comment.
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Some short jokes to brighten your day 22 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
For some unknown reason, slamdunkey has been spamming my last couple of comments with this kind of harassment. I can't think why he would be doing this.
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Some short jokes to brighten your day 22 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Six, seven ate.
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Some short jokes to brighten your day 22 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
Why was six afraid of seven? Seven ate nine.
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After doing some research,I have realized: I'm a potato 5 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
Big deal, Son of God who made no sin and was condemned from no evidence of wrong, in order to SAVE MILLIONS OF SOULS from hell. Actually, yeah, it is a pretty big deal.
One at a time 6 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
I like it. It's cool to have some randomness in the order. There are some nice gradients!
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Almost lost my drink on this 3 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
Me too
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Weapons Prisoners Made With What They Had 13 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
Chills
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I would like to thank not only my teachers and principle but also to the school staff. 9 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
What about the holy trinity? There's God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit, who are all different and yet at the same time make up one divine entity.
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Fact #21390891273 7 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
Aren't spaceships just submarines for space?
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Trauma! 3 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
This looks like it could be out of some movie or something
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Never let this die, never let this go away 41 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
You could say it blew your mind
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Mark is clever 6 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
That user name
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Never let this die, never let this go away 41 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
If we can make jokes about Christianity, we can also make jokes about Atheism. Either way IT ISN'T NICE
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Curvature of the Earth 11 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
I hear that if the Earth were the size of an apple, the troposphere (lower atmosphere, reaching far above mountains) would be thinner than the appleskin. So not much difference to a sphere.
you always have worth 11 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
Deep and psychologically meaningful!
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That's god damn right 24 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
Depends on the 'education'/indoctrination
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Fun way to kill time at work. Favorite and come back to it later 7 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
Remember the old computer game series "Myst"? It felt like a revolutionary advancement in virtual reality, with the click-based movement through static viewpoints. Now we have sites like this. Basically a real world version of the Myst interface. Isn't that COOL?!
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Comprehensive map of all countries that use the MMDDYYYY date format 33 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
I prefer the YYYY-MM-DD format, for naming computer files and such so it is sorted by date just with the default alphanumeric sorting.
It's much more confusing if May 28th comes directly after April 28th.
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Curvature of the Earth 11 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
It's more of a squashed sphere, because the rotation around its axis pushes outwards more at the equator.
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Comprehensive map of all countries that use the MMDDYYYY date format 33 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
Well as meant for a joke. I don't actually know which countries use what.
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Curvature of the Earth 11 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
Surely if the Earth is flat, you should have a perfectly to scale 2D world map for it? Because our maps of a 3D spherical Earth needs many different representations of the 3D sphere shape, called projections. Do you have an accurate 2D map?
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Comprehensive map of all countries that use the MMDDYYYY date format 33 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
Coincidentally also the comprehensive map of all countries that use the Farenehit temperature scale.
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Hey, it's Friday so it can't be too bad 22 comments
sublimegamer · 8 years ago
'Friday 13th May' has 13 letters/characters
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