When you just accept everything life hurls at you

No, because cheating is a stupid idea that will just bite you in the ass later

Imagine jogging in that outfit at 5:30 am. Most women understand why that would be a truly terrible idea :/

bUt YoUr HONOR, iT wAs SeLf DeFensE!

Isn’t that what SpongeBob pulled out of his pocket when Sandy asked him to pay her back?

Good idea actually!

Wow. What a sweet legacy to have! Imagine this woman and the little boy all grown up meeting and falling in love. That would be such a Disney ending haha. I hope her father hasn’t passed away. I hope the man keeps the postcards and treasures them.

I’m 100% certain this happens to women, too, but please do go on with your manliness

I don’t want to come across as racist but people who think like this need to re-evaluate their life choices and have a deep look inside their soul.

-Cooked for the president of the United States

Anyone know the original song? It sounds familiar in a strange way

I love photographs. It’s like a little portal to the past you can keep with you forever and ever

Also, people who are pissed the fuck off; once they go off, you've just got to sit there and shut up so they don't attack you next.

That is a scarily accurate description