I thought it was already decided by Disney that Elsa was a lesbian? Or am I just reading weird websites

Sneezing, coughing, laughing...you can feel that horrible ooze from down under slither right out of your chamber of secrets

Not a parent but I feel this. The older I get, the less cool and more sad orphan backstories and such are to me

I totally agree. Underboob: hot. Sideboob: hot. Fully exposed breast: obscene!

I'm most concerned that he's 22

Not sure how it's her fault that she gets paid better than minimum wage

Someone at my school found out my Quora account and that's how my dad found out I had been sexually abused as a child. I don't know who found it but if I did, well actually I'm not sure what I would do but I wish I could make them feel the raw terror and panic I felt that day when I realized my dad knew everything that I had just wanted to take to the grave. Words cannot express how helpless I still feel

Except Shaggy memes are funny

That's solemnly beautiful

How fricking bad is this problem if you have to call the police, the FBI, and the Army?!

Obviously these two things are completely incomparable but I once had a giant pack of dogs, maybe 10-15, and I was standing with them on top of an extremely tall apartment building I had built. As it usually works, if you fly away from a building very fast, your dogs will teleport to you. I wasn't so lucky. My game glitched when I flew to the ground and I heard a horrible whimpering sound. I spun around as quickly as I could to see every single one of my precious dogs die on the ground right in front of me. I'm not ashamed to admit that I cried real tears that day.

Do I even have to explain why this is stupid? This is not what being bipolar is like at all.

Scarily accurate but with love instead of food. If you compliment me, praise me, hug me, give me any affection whatsoever, you bet your bottom dollar I'll be your best friend forever

I suddenly want to call my mom and tell her I love her

If you blinked your school went right by you, so you had to sit your ass down on the coffee table and wait for the entire cycle to repeat

Imbecile junkie...

He has one of those figures where, even from the back, I can tell he's cute.

This must have been absolutely excruciating omg

@catfluff very similar thing with me. I was at a play waiting in line and telling my best friend about my plans for the Sims and how crushed I was that the baby died. I hated my other baby though, so I abandoned him. Then I tried to kill my husband because he was a piece of shit. I was a teenager at the time and all the adults in line looked scared and worried for me. That was so uncomfortable to have to explain. I hope they understood that I actually wasn't a teenage bride with an abusive husband whose baby had just died after the other was abandoned, and I was, in fact, a teenager who needed to keep my voice down.