Why does the Martian look like a beautiful drag queen?

This reminds me of that movie about the boy and his water dragon? It's like Water Horse or Pete's Dragon or something like that

I think the person whose home was broken into and threatened with rape at knifepoint is the victim here.

This has regret writen all over it :/

I don't blame her. The actors were literally kept in the dark. The director would leave them in a random part of the woods with nothing but a tent, some water, and a few granola bars. They had no idea where they were or when they got to go home. So while the audience may have been terrified, the actors were ten times as scared. Some of them, like this young lady, feared for their life and were scared that they might never be seen again.

This is oddly comforting

Parents took us to Disney as kids and we all hated it. Spent ~8 hours there and continuously begged to go home. It's such a waste of money. It was so hot, even in fall, that I got a sunburn from standing outside for 30 minutes with sunscreen on. The lines take hours. Everything is ridiculously overpriced. Crying/screaming/bratty children everywhere. It's hell on earth! We came back home, put our bathing suits on, plugged the sprinkler in, and played with it for 5 hours for free. Kids are adaptable. They can find ways to have fun anywhere, don't waste your money.

Nice! What breed? What's it's name? How old is it?

Hey, let them have their privacy!

Seems very claustrophobic. I also bet it's mildewy and extremely humid in here

My nem is elefint
And wen I see buffalo
Am not afraid to yellaphant
I puff up chest like Mark Ruffalo
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I luv my son
He very gud
He is so fun
Just like he shud
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I see bad boy
He is not gud
I throw him like he is toy
He is light like wood
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He hurt my son
I uze my trunk
And wen is done
I am still hunk
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I luv my frends
We alweys hav fun
And when is end
I luv my son

I really really don't want to sound racist here, but I have this weird aversion to Indian accents. I don't know what it is, but they make me so uncomfortable! I just feel extremely awkward and it's incredibly hard to understand what they're saying. I think I know what this stemmed from, however; When I was young, my sisters and I used to carpool with our Indian neighbors, a dad and daughter. Everyone else in the car would either put earbuds in or just not respond, so it was up to me to talk to this girl's dad. He talked the ENTIRE ride, to and from school, every damn second. Keep in mind that this is 20 minutes each way. So I would be forced to keep up with his ramblings and invasive questions. I was too scared and too polite to do anything else, or ask him if we could just listen to music. I really resented my sisters for a while after that for not helping me out at all. That dude always gave me the creeps. Thankfully I don't have to see him ever again because they moved away, but be

"The WORK" oh my god I can't stop laughing this is the best thing I've seen in a very long time

Every teenager I know gets adorably excited when this song comes on and they ALWAYS sing along at the top of their lungs.