You put other things in a purse besides money...

That's a totally cruel and inhumane way to kill an animal. Why couldn't he just capture and release?

Got that 70s furniture feel

Yeah, not true. Just because women don't want to have sex with you doesn't mean they don't want to have sex with other people.

Wow it me :(

I've been looking for this for years, thank you!

Threw up in the bathroom at my friend's bat mitvah in seventh grade after eating too much cotton candy. Totally worth it.

This is is the cutest thing I've seen all week

The American "health care" system be like:

Walter White knew what was up

This is actually quite unsettling

America :) and yes I do that all the time

My grandfather loves to remind us that back in his day, a white person could get away with anything as long as there was a "stupid little Negroe around" to blame. It's hard to see him as beloved grandpappy after hearing that one.

Can we stop using the word "whipped" when referring to a man actually listening to a woman? Because when a woman doesn't listen to a man, that's like a cause for war or something to you people. If your partner is controlling you, it's unhealthy. If your partner is simply offering you choices and decisions that are for your betterment, but that don't seem fun in the moment, then that is a healthy relationship. Good lord.

Exhausted

Because having a pu bumper sticker means you "win at life?" whatever that's supposed to mean...

*laugh track blares*

Tennessee for sure. It was a truck stop, basically abandoned. But I was really desperate. And since I'm a woman, I unfortunately don't get the privilege(s) you men have, so I wasn't about to use mother nature's public bathrooms. This truck stop had never seen the light of day or felt one ray of sunshine. There was feces on the walls. Flies everywhere. It made one of the kitchens on Hell's Kitchen look like a hospital. Just breathing in that air probably took ten years off of my life. I hovered over that green toilet seat, held my shirt over my nose, and prayed to a god that I don't believe in that no snakes would surprise my poor backside. I finished, went over to the sink, nearly slipped in a puddle of urine, realized the sink was totally rusted out with a five inch diameter hole in the center, turned around, and ran back to my car. I washed my hands in a nearby parking lot with a bottle of water and some hand sanitizer. I think I saw Hell that day. Never again.

Please no

April 15 was when students first started arriving. The "nothing" happened on June 4, 1989.

The aliens at Area 51, of course