Tell me why, I never wanna hear you say

Russian? What's that?

I think that's the joke, friend :)

@aviva oh no—I didn't check my notifications after I took a break! So I never saw this thread. Shikharizard had a thing for me? I'm so flattered! I tried to visit his profile and thank him, but it says it's gone. What happened to him? Is he ok?

I sat on my couch for a solid 10 minutes saying all different variations of it out loud like a crazy person until I found one that seemed most familiar to me. That's how!

Cease and desist immediately

Dude, I love the kids! They're wonderful.

@popsy: Hi friend! I've been amazing. Thanks for asking :) you're a great friend.

@fall_equinox: close but not quite with the shelter one. If you're in the Sahara Desert with no clothing on, then three hours might be all it takes. But Everett Ruess survived in the American Southwest in the early 1910s, back when it was mostly uninhabited. He slept under the stars for months at a time. Most things like this simply depend on circumstance, environment, etc. And thanks for responding!

Don't bring gender into this, my friend. A robot is a robot.